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Firewood not split most all cut 16"-18", u load & haul, most all seasoned in large pile, will sale for $ 25.00 pickup truck load, or more for larger truck or trailer, perfect for resale. No picking threw pile , take as comes. Or will sale whole pile for one price, whole seasons worth or more, of trees in this pill. Perfect for home owner or resale. leave phone # and will get back to u soon, and give u address, and have gate opened. email anytime, but only pick up between 8:00am-4:30pm. Or split on site for $ 50.00 pickup truck load all u can put on truck, & drive away with at one time. Larger truck or trailer, more$. Pick up days, mon.- fri., unless u give notice. You will need to pay cash upfront before gate will be opened each time. Thanks looking forward to doing biz.
 
We have a beautiful, well-shaped Pin Oak tree that I would love to keep, but my husband says is too close to the house and has to go. Can't believe I'm admitting this but since it will be a massive tree one day, he's probably right.

The tree is now around 20' tall, with a trunk circumference of 18".

Quality trees this size and shape are incredibly expensive ... I'm hoping someone out there will be able to use it at a great price! This is the time to plant, so if you're interested in taking it out you'll have a great addition to your yard for many years to come.

We'd like $150 (have to buy a new ornamental to take it's place), but will entertain any reasonable offer!
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Trees. Logging or firewood.

I have a property that has some trees that I would love to see removed.

About 16/18 tall trees, 60/70 feet. Don't know the type. Some sort of conifer.

About 10/12 other trees, these have leaves.

I want someone who has insurance and is licensed to remove these trees.

I know that whoever removes them will be able to sell it and make money. You tell me how much you pay me.
 
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Hey Big Rod , I saw that on CL. I live in Auburn. I was wondering which tree they wanted taken out. The one in the mid of the pic sure doesn't look like an 18" tree? I wonder if the guy in Riverton ever got someone to bite on his huge oak?
 
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Firewood

Firewood - $20 (Fleetwood / Oley)

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We just had a tree cut down and don't need the wood. The pile in the photo is about 7' long and 3.5' high. It's yours for $20 or two six-packs of Guiness (St Patty's Day special)!
Thanks.
 
free playboys and playgirls (maiden)
i have an old subscription of playboys and playgirls from the early 60's to mid 70's
all the playboys are in good condition some of the pages stick..all the playgirls are still in the original packaging my wife did not like my sense of humor lol
but most of the playboys and girls are in great shape i have no need for them anymore i found them in a box in the attic so free to a good home ohh and another thing girls back them did not believe in shaving so have fun
so please feel free to call anytime i have approximately 40 playboys and only 15 playgirls so call 828 238 2025 ask for d.j.
please i dont want them no more

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This topic has made me almost sick, and to boot I am so mad I would pummel anyone that came in the door right now and gave me a hard time.
As I mentioned in my previous posts on this topic, i took a second craigs list tree. Here is my first email from the guy before I came over there.

"yes, that's fine. while you're here, if u wouldn't mind cutting down some dogwoods & some off my magnolia & mulberry trees in the back that u can easily reach from the ground, i'd like u to do that, too. u can have any & all of the wood that u cut from those, too.
i also have some limbs hanging over my house from some kinda tree,i need you to climb up there and trim them back.my neighbor wants her litle trees trimmed in her yard next door, i told her that u wood do it for me.or i'll borrow your utility chainsaw & cut it up myself if u can just get it on the ground for me. thanks!
and my freind says that u can grind the stumps down to the ground with your chainsaw,just use a old chain and wash your saw with a garden hose real good to get the dirt out.is that okay?"


This is the message that I posted when i got back

Well, I'm back with the first load of wood off of this site, and it was a doozy.
It ended up being a white oak, a little bigger than a "medium sized".
After looking at it, it was apparent that the thing could get dropped without hitting the house,IF it went where I WANT it to go.
Basically I told the guy he had two choices. Call a pro and have them drop the tree, I would clean up after the tree is down, or pay me to climb it, cut the top off, and break it down from there, but he had to sign a waiver releasing me of any liability.He was hesitant at first, and i dont blame him, but he decided to let me do it anyway. The only thing he asked is before I dropped the main stem he reserved the right to call off the job if he thought I didnt know what i was doing.Agreed.
Climbed the tree and took off all the weight on the house side and took the top off, he looked pleased.
Long story short, the tree is on the ground. While I was limbing he helped himself to my little Echo sitting in the back of the truck and did the limbing and the dogwoods he had in the back. I had figured to say NOT NO, BUT HECK NO, if he asked to use my saw, but since it never came up I didnt even mention it. Needless to say, he tore up the chain when it got loose and jumped the bar and tore out 6 drive teeth.
After a thorough butt chewing that even got the attention of his wife in the house, we came to an agreement. he would pay me for the chain and I would beat him senseless if I caught his hands on anything that belonged to me


Then I got this email from him today after I went over there yesterday to take another load. I banged on his door, but he never came out so i cut a load and left. i was going to give him the bill for the damages that he did to my saw.

ed, i was here working, as i have an office in my home, & meant to get
out to see you, but you were gone before i got out there. sorry, i was
busy on the phone most of the time you were here.

ok, i'll pay you in cash for what i broke. will you cut up the mulberry
for me & haul the brush from it & from the pine that is already on the
ground up to the road for me when you come next week, & then come back &
finish cutting off the pine sometime soon when you can bring a spotter? i know you said that it is not a good idea to use spikes to climb a tree that is not going to be cut down, but maybe you can just jump from the roof on to the tree?
i'm concerned that those limbs will fall & mess up my fence even more.
what day will you be here next week?
by the way, it sure is nice having a yard boy around here, the neighbors want you to work at their place for free to
thanks, mark


Please, someone remind me of this the next time I mention taking a craigslist tree again.

please tell me this was a 90 year old man who instead of calling you sonny called you yard boy. those emails are out of control...
 
Hey Big Rod , I saw that on CL. I live in Auburn. I was wondering which tree they wanted taken out. The one in the mid of the pic sure doesn't look like an 18" tree? I wonder if the guy in Riverton ever got someone to bite on his huge oak?

" 18" circumference not diameter she points...

SA
 
I gave a dog away on Craigslist just once, and never again will I do such a thing. My wife had a miniature schnauzer who was as worthless as the day is long. It was a registered purebred, but instead of digging up the paper work and selling her, I just gave it away.Big mistake.

The gal that came to look at her seemed nice, mom in a mini van full of kids and seemed reasonable. But became visibly upset when she found out that the dog came minus the papers but agreed to take the dog while I said I would look for the papers when I felt like it.

then started the phone calls, the constant emails, all the while saying she just preferred her dogs to be "registered". Then she dropped the ball on me by saying she had to take the dog to the vet where it was discovered that the dog had hook worms and was missing several teeth. She proposed that I pay all the vet bills or she would turn me into the authorities for animal abuse. But, if I wanted, I could make it all go away by handing over the papers to the dog.

Kinda weird. After copying and pasting the definition of "extortion" from Wikipedia into my email reply, along with what the sheriff's department wanted as far as contact info about her, I never heard from her again.

Never worked so hard in my life to give away something.

Try to give something away for FREE. Good Lord!
Maybe 10 years ago I was tour-guiding a group of American students in Tel Aviv.
We had our lunch with us on the bus, foil trays of cous-cous dish in heat retaining foam boxes and salads and cans of beverage and some fruit... The abundance of the earth...
But hey, those young students just waited for some free time to roam around looking for Falafel or Shawarma or Kebab or whatever the amazing local cuisine offers.
So...
We're there in the middle of Tel Aviv with 40 pacs of good, fresh, hot lunch and no demand.
Some attempts to get to a charity that will take it to hungry people... No go...
So hey, why not be a good hippy and give it away? Yay!

We stood there for an hour on the sidewalk of a central street trying to hand good food to passers-by, businessmen, tourists, locals, high school kids, shop owners...
Why are we doing it? What are we advertising? What do I have to do for it?
It never ended. People wouldn't take it.
It made us wonder. Made us laugh. Made us sad...

One of us had the sense to make a cardboard sign saying "We sell, preach, campaign, ask for or charge NOTHING, either you EAT this good food or it gets THROWN AWAY".

That worked.



SA
 
Kingfisher,

Pressure treated and varnished spruce parts are worth the money :)
They give the best burn. lol

I've been burning mine as scrap waste for years, silly me.
 
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Try to give something away for FREE. Good Lord!
Maybe 10 years ago I was tour-guiding a group of American students in Tel Aviv.
We had our lunch with us on the bus, foil trays of cous-cous dish in heat retaining foam boxes and salads and cans of beverage and some fruit... The abundance of the earth...
But hey, those young students just waited for some free time to roam around looking for Falafel or Shawarma or Kebab or whatever the amazing local cuisine offers.
So...
We're there in the middle of Tel Aviv with 40 pacs of good, fresh, hot lunch and no demand.
Some attempts to get to a charity that will take it to hungry people... No go...
So hey, why not be a good hippy and give it away? Yay!

We stood there for an hour on the sidewalk of a central street trying to hand good food to passers-by, businessmen, tourists, locals, high school kids, shop owners...
Why are we doing it? What are we advertising? What do I have to do for it?
It never ended. People wouldn't take it.
It made us wonder. Made us laugh. Made us sad...

One of us had the sense to make a cardboard sign saying "We sell, preach, campaign, ask for or charge NOTHING, either you EAT this good food or it gets THROWN AWAY".

That worked.



SA


----you sure those were 'merikan students? Back when I was in high school, we would have eaten all the box lunches AND gone out and sampled the local cuisine. And then wanted some burgers and pizza. ;)
 
No Lean... Pics in link.

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free fire wood - must cut down tree (Collegeville, PA 19426)

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I have a big tree (CATALPA) that needs to be removed. Willing to donate all the wood (huge amount) for taking the tree down. Easy access to yard.
Serious inquiries only. The picture shows the tree that needs to be removed.
Thanks


•Location: Collegeville, PA 19426
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
free fire wood - must cut down tree

free fire wood - must cut down tree (Collegeville, PA 19426)

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Date: 2012-03-19, 12:38PM EDT
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I have a big tree (CATALPA) that needs to be removed. Willing to donate all the wood (huge amount) for taking the tree down. Easy access to yard.
Serious inquiries only. The picture shows the tree that needs to be removed.
Thanks


•Location: Collegeville, PA 19426
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

With such a lean over the house, I think I would want it taken out also....
I would imagine it would take blocking it down carefully?
and you even get to keep all the wood?
 
free fire wood - must cut down tree

free fire wood - must cut down tree (Collegeville, PA 19426)

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Date: 2012-03-19, 12:38PM EDT
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I have a big tree (CATALPA) that needs to be removed. Willing to donate all the wood (huge amount) for taking the tree down. Easy access to yard.
Serious inquiries only. The picture shows the tree that needs to be removed.
Thanks


•Location: Collegeville, PA 19426
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Doesn't say "must have insurance"...
 
free fire wood - must cut down tree

free fire wood - must cut down tree (Collegeville, PA 19426)

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Date: 2012-03-19, 12:38PM EDT
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I have a big tree (CATALPA) that needs to be removed. Willing to donate all the wood (huge amount) for taking the tree down. Easy access to yard.
Serious inquiries only. The picture shows the tree that needs to be removed.
Thanks


•Location: Collegeville, PA 19426
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Cut with the lean and run. Come back when it's stacked on the curb. :D
 
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