THALL10326
The Champ
If not for you ole boy I wouldn't mention this but beings you and me like to torment each other over who is No.1, who drinks the most beer, who has the prettiest socks, who forgot to flush the toilet, who left the water on, I have come to settle it once and for all.
Today at 4:30pm a man and his wife came in to buy a chainsaw. They had just bought 30 acres and they are going to thin out the woods. The man has made up his mind he wants a MS460. He claims they have some big wood to take down. The wife on the other hand is buying it for him. She has done all the research online and she really seemed to know more than him. At the rack I hand him the 460 to look at. She tells me she has studied up on the web about Stihl and Husqvarna. She knew the equal models as well. She says to me how does Husqvarna rate. I said they are a very good brand of saw. He is playing with the 460 and she is asking more questions about Husqvarna. I said in this area about the only place near by you can buy a Husqvarna is Sears or Lowes, there are no local dealers in Leesburg. The man goes what, they sell their saws at Sears and Lowes. I said yes they do. They inquired about Stihl and I said Stihl is dealer only. He tells his wife thats it, we're getting a Stihl, period. She goes I didn't realize that they sold their saws in Sears and Lowes and yes we're getting a Stihl. They spent $900.00 and away they went with their new 460 and odds and ends to go with it.
So there ya have it Manual, I told ya to quit bunching Husqvarna with those other lower brands. You wouldn't listen and now you see why its not good to do so. The jury today finds you quilty of bunching the good Husky brand with all those other less brands which cost Husky a sale today. You are hereby fined $5.00 court costs but Judge Thall is gonna suspend the fine only because Judge Thall gets the pleasure of saying I TOLD YOU SO....
Today at 4:30pm a man and his wife came in to buy a chainsaw. They had just bought 30 acres and they are going to thin out the woods. The man has made up his mind he wants a MS460. He claims they have some big wood to take down. The wife on the other hand is buying it for him. She has done all the research online and she really seemed to know more than him. At the rack I hand him the 460 to look at. She tells me she has studied up on the web about Stihl and Husqvarna. She knew the equal models as well. She says to me how does Husqvarna rate. I said they are a very good brand of saw. He is playing with the 460 and she is asking more questions about Husqvarna. I said in this area about the only place near by you can buy a Husqvarna is Sears or Lowes, there are no local dealers in Leesburg. The man goes what, they sell their saws at Sears and Lowes. I said yes they do. They inquired about Stihl and I said Stihl is dealer only. He tells his wife thats it, we're getting a Stihl, period. She goes I didn't realize that they sold their saws in Sears and Lowes and yes we're getting a Stihl. They spent $900.00 and away they went with their new 460 and odds and ends to go with it.
So there ya have it Manual, I told ya to quit bunching Husqvarna with those other lower brands. You wouldn't listen and now you see why its not good to do so. The jury today finds you quilty of bunching the good Husky brand with all those other less brands which cost Husky a sale today. You are hereby fined $5.00 court costs but Judge Thall is gonna suspend the fine only because Judge Thall gets the pleasure of saying I TOLD YOU SO....
