Here is a really entertaining update from last night:
Last Friday's drunk employee showed up for his final paycheck today... too drunk to make it during business hours, he was pounding on my shop door trying to get me to open up and give him his check when I wasn't even there! He was too inebriated to figure out that I was still out working.
Enter drunk ex-employee #2, currently living across the street from my shop: trying to be protective of my property, he proceeded to enter into conversations with drunk ex-employee #1. A fight ensued shortly thereafter, no doubt related to the fact that one was black, and the other was white. Then they both kept calling me on the telephone, each of them was too drunk to understand, or able to follow simple instructions.
I told (white) ex-employee #2 to call the police and report (black) ex-employee #1, figuring that they could sort out the problem before I got back to the shop. By the time I got there, nobody was very anxious to get in a fight anymore.
I hate talking to drunks!