funny story: piss your pants

[Mkarlson]

What would have been funny is if his wife figured since she was at a chainsaw place she wouldnt waste time and went ahead and bought another 650 echo. Would taught him a lesson I suppose.

 

[STLfirewood]

I just read this and pissed on my wife! Which she got pretty pissed about...:hmm3grin2orange:

Find one that likes golden showers. They won't get mad


Scott

 

[serial killer]

My buddy is a climber, and lactose intolerant. One day a client cooked the crew a big breakfast quiche. My buddy was a little hungover and didn't think twice about eating it until he was up in a tree an hour later and let out a massive fart. The Mexican on the crew told him that there was a brown stain on his butt and my buddy was convinced that he had shat himself. He was wearing light tan pants that day and had to be up in the tree for about four hours. He spent the whole time thinking that he had a big poopstain that everybody could see. He didn't find out that it was a joke until he got down.

 

[yooper]

My buddy is a climber, and lactose intolerant. One day a client cooked the crew a big breakfast quiche. My buddy was a little hungover and didn't think twice about eating it until he was up in a tree an hour later and let out a massive fart. The Mexican on the crew told him that there was a brown stain on his butt and my buddy was convinced that he had shat himself. He was wearing light tan pants that day and had to be up in the tree for about four hours. He spent the whole time thinking that he had a big poopstain that everybody could see. He didn't find out that it was a joke until he got down.

if i poopied a wet fart in my pants,i think I would know .....bunghole would start to burn within the first hr or so.

 

[ozarktreeman]

i think i crapped myself reading this this thread!















yea i did!
this has gone to the toilet.

 

[woodchux]

 

[TreeBot]

Now THAT was sorta funny, the OP was not, at all. To make yours a little funnier: The wife goes ahead and throws his Echo through the window-----of the place that sells the Stihls!

Throw an Echo at a plate glass window and the saw will probably break into a thousand little plastic pieces.

 

[ropensaddle]

if i poopied a wet fart in my pants,i think I would know .....bunghole would start to burn within the first hr or so.

The groundies would know when I loosened the britches and released the shower:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[custom8726]

if i poopied a wet fart in my pants,i think I would know .....bunghole would start to burn within the first hr or so.

Sounds like a man with some first hand knowlege on the subject!!

 

[deeker]

Your all sick and wrong, I say.......

Stihl rules......echo just....does not even drool.

Customer service is a huge thing in my world. No service = no customers.

Kevin

 

[yooper]

Sounds like a man with some first hand knowlege on the subject!!

shat myself hunting one time....maybe it was the long sit that made it burn! not sure, pretty careful nowdays mean ya never shat yerself?

 

[custom8726]

shat myself hunting one time....maybe it was the long sit that made it burn! not sure, pretty careful nowdays mean ya never shat yerself?

Not since my diaper days to my knowledge.

 

[yooper]

lucky

 

[stihl sawing]

You guys. LOL

 

[ropensaddle]

shat myself hunting one time....maybe it was the long sit that made it burn! not sure, pretty careful nowdays mean ya never shat yerself?

Not since I quit pop and pizza diet but in them days a tawlet was sometimes too far lol

 

[ropensaddle]

You guys. LOL

Boo bears only three feet tall perfect perfect boo bear's only three feet tall
perfect perfect bear:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[treeslayer]

shat myself hunting one time....maybe it was the long sit that made it burn! not sure, pretty careful nowdays mean ya never shat yerself?

Nope.
Wiped my arse with leaves many times, and had to move way upwind though.
probably explain the chicken for dinner those nights.

 

[John Paul Sanborn]

Originally Posted by yooper View Post
shat myself hunting one time....maybe it was the long sit that made it burn! not sure, pretty careful nowdays mean ya never shat yerself?

Nope.
Wiped my arse with leaves many times, and had to move way upwind though.
probably explain the chicken for dinner those nights.

I did it on a big removal once, I got the IBS and eating the wrong thing can cause "difficulties".

On that big silvermaple I had to take off my shirt to sit on so I did not get it on the truck seats :fart: Luckily I was a mile or so from my Folks house, and I had some clothes there...

 

[tree MDS]

Wow

Just when I though this thread could not possibly go any farther downhill, lol.

 

[ropensaddle]

Just when I though this thread could not possibly go any farther downhill, lol.

Hey if ya ain't going to share gth serious stuff is being said here come clean