Yeah, its been a regular "think tank", lol.
funny story: piss your pants
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TreeTopKid
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When I was working for a Tree Co in England a coworker of mine called W---- was taking a crap in this huge Laurel bush at the side of a half walled porch. It was the only decent cover for the job he had to do! The very upmarket customer came out of the door carrying a tray looked W-Y-- straight in the eye ( bear in mind his face was at her waist height!) and said in a very posh accent " I've bought you all some tea!" She set the tray on the wall & left quickly! I guess you had to be there but the rest of us were in stitches. I'm laughing now thinking about it. It was the look on both their faces. Priceless!
B-Edwards
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When I was working for a Tree Co in England a coworker of mine called W---- was taking a crap in this huge Laurel bush at the side of a half walled porch. It was the only decent cover for the job he had to do! The very upmarket customer came out of the door carrying a tray looked W-Y-- straight in the eye ( bear in mind his face was at her waist height!) and said in a very posh accent " I've bought you all some tea!" She set the tray on the wall & left quickly! I guess you had to be there but the rest of us were in stitches. I'm laughing now thinking about it. It was the look on both their faces. Priceless!
This thread has finaly gotten funny enough to piss your pants. I remember one clown on our crew crapped in another fellows luch box as payback for something. Same guy crapped under a tree and then had the same guy look the tree over to see how to do the jod ( he was walking all in the crap) . It was funny stuff but it doesnt top W-----. That is funny stuff.
scattergun13
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I once took a friend bowhunting and put him in a tree. About 20 mins later he came and got me saying we have to go right now. I asked why and he kept saying "we just have to go". Apparantly he had to take a crap while he was in the tree, so he pulled his insulated coveralls down to his waist and bent out over a smaller branch and let fly. When he was done he put both arms back in the sleeves of his coveralls and pulled them on. All that crap hit him in the back of the head as it had all fallen into his coveralls. He mentioned later how odd it was that he never heard it hit the ground? I made him ride home in the back of the truck in December!:hmm3grin2orange:
JONSEREDFAN6069
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K NOW I JUST PEE'D A LITTLE.
TreeTopKid
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The same crew that was with me When W--ne did his crap in the Laurel bush went through the lunch box jokes dried dog poo to dead squirrels! A dead squirrel went into the bottom of one guys climbing bag. He didn't notice for about two weeks! The thing was absolutely crawling. He carried on using his stinky rope like it was nothing.
I've noticed in the tree community virtually no joke is off limits!
custom8726
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About 8 years ago we were on a clearing job, just some small stuff in this guys back yard he wanted to expand, well long story short the guy asked if we would dump the chips nears his kids huge playland so he could spread it around. We said no prob, and the guy left for work, about 2 hrs into it one of my co-workers decides he has to take a dump but were in the middle of a high scale development with no real cover, anyways he hops up into the back of the chip truck, and no sooner does he get up there and I see the home owner walking into the back yard with no time to warn my co-worker or stall the H.O. he walks right over to the back of the truck and jumps up onto the chipper tongue while saying aloud hows the chip pile coming?? Well he took one look in the back of the truck and hoped down with a nasty look on his face and just says you can keep those dam chips and walks away!!:jawdrop: 
I tryed my hardest not to crack up but what the hell it was pretty funny!!
I tryed my hardest not to crack up but what the hell it was pretty funny!!
ropensaddle
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About 8 years ago we were on a clearing job, just some small stuff in this guys back yard he wanted to expand, well long story short the guy asked if we would dump the chips nears his kids huge playland so he could spread it around. We said no prob, and the guy left for work, about 2 hrs into it one of my co-workers decides he has to take a dump but were in the middle of a high scale development with no real cover, anyways he hops up into the back of the chip truck, and no sooner does he get up there and I see the home owner walking into the back yard with no time to warn my co-worker or stall the H.O. he walks right over to the back of the truck and jumps up onto the chipper tongue while saying aloud hows the chip pile coming?? Well he took one look in the back of the truck and hoped down with a nasty look on his face and just says you can keep those dam chips and walks away!!:jawdrop:
Yep I have left some bombs in the back of **** trucks over the years lol
1savagehunter
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Ok that was funny
Scatter that was really good. I wouldn't have let that guy any where close to my seats.
Scatter that was really good. I wouldn't have let that guy any where close to my seats.
Middletown is about an 1.5 hours south of you. I didn't find it funny in the least bit. Call me slow but all it is miscommunication on his part. Anyone can sell something but service makes a dealership and it's the first thing they cut when money gets tight. Can't fix STUPID
savagehunter, now that's funny
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