get together this weekend

[rahtreelimbs]

I like the "Cookies and Milk Idea" before we get started!!!

 

[chainsawworld]

john,
LMAO. how long have you had that quote? marty

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Marty, I've had that for sometime now. Wouldn't it make a great bumper sticker?
John

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Marty, I decided to mend my ways, but I keep tripping over all the gear.
John

 

[dozerdan]

Pinocchio Lambert
Who is pulling your strings, this week?
Could it be the evil Marky Barky?

Marty and I are working out the details for a new event. Not sure what we will name it yet.
We will have Pinocchio Lambert hanging from some stings. Marky Barky will pull those strings up and down, making the drunken Lambert move. We will then all take turns, throwing axes at the drunken Lambert target.
Marty did assure me that this can all be done safely. Suzie said it would be OK as long as we leave Johns major body part intact.
John did call last night and spoke with a muffled voice. All I could here was Suzie in the background yelling Lie to me, Lie to me.
What's up with that John?

Frank
No death threats yet but I have had a few not so nice emails. Thats OK, I will have things patrolled with some antiques, designed in 1911. I don't leave home without one. I didn't take one to Johns, because of the border issues. I did feel naked without one. Good thing that I didn't take one along, they would have confiscated it with my last grenade.
Later
Dan




The nose, knows!

 

[Crofter]

Dan; Those old antiques circa 1911 still do good job. Mine has been ported and polished on the inside only. Porting is not only for saws Eh? If we can use Gypo for a whipping boy, no one else will need any. You just have to set an example! He is also known as Timex Lambert: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!

Frank

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Dan, I think throwing axes at the drunken Lamebert is too dangerous. Better still, lets do the beer bottle toss and see who gets one on my nose first.
"We had Christmas in prison and the food was real good, we had turkey and pistols carved out of wood."- John Prine
John

 

[ehp]

Gypo they are not very nice now are they, that is no way to treat a fine out standing young man that lives on the nice side of the tracks now is it

 

[ccicora]

I say lest take them sit them in a chair and put a beer in front of them, But duck tape their hands down. First on to open and drink the beer wins!

Chris

 

[ehp]

Gypo if you get this remember to bring the muffler for the 346 alcohol saw tomorrow and the pipe to, if you want bring the shiny stick , i will see if i can fix it, i am not sure if i can weld that pipe , is it alumium or someothe weird stuff but i do know i can blow holes threw it if you would like, when you get here we can look at it and figure out what we are going to do

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Ed, I am bringing at least 7 clubs.
When I get there can I show you how to make your saws a little bit faster?
John

 

[Crofter]

EHP

Cut the end out of a 45 gallon barrel for John to stand in so he doesn't cut his hind legs off. You got to be more aware of liability issues now that you are a legitimate sponsor!

Frank

 

[ehp]

Well Crofter, it is sunday morning and windier than hell here right now and snowing so Gypo will not like this great weather forsure.
I hope it settles down some here by noon, cause if it dies not i will have to tie a rope around Gypo head so he does not blow away and i lose him , Susie would be pissed at me for doing that.
On the 45 gallon barrel i just might cut one end off and put a fire under it so keep warm by standing in it.
We are testing some new clubs so maybe i will test your 260 before and after to see if itworks better plus we will see if it will run with the 346 when both are ported, time will tell

 

[Crofter]

Ed:
That would be interesting to see how the 260 stacks up against the 346 as stock and after porting. I would say it has 10 tanks of fuel thru it so it should be pretty well broken in. Dont give it too much of an attitude tho, I stihl want it humble enough to cut firewood! Watch Gypo doesn't swap my chain for one of his 90 second ticklers; that guy is slipperier than a candlemakers clock!

Frank

 

[ehp]

I thought you wanted this 260 to run with your 372 so it is going to need to be freaken to do that



donot worry Gypo is now making his own race chains and says he is going to but Tommy out of bussiness, pretty strong words i think but you just never know , i think him and Marky Mark are helping each other on the chains so with Mark's computer know how he can figure out the best angle and racker height and John can file that angle so look out a new star maybe born

 

[Crofter]

Naw Ed just bump it up to where my 365 was before you started messing with it. About 2.2 seconds in 10 inch poplar.
Ed how do you get the rod bearings on that one piece crank, That is not a split connecting rod.

Frank

 

[Gypo Logger]

It's so windy out here it will blow the mustard right off your hotdog!
Hope its a Sou'wester, that way I will just put the truck in neutral with the cruise control on and file chain to pass the time.
John

 

[ehp]

I guess i can take that you didnot leave early Gypo from that post

 

[dozerdan]

My New Chaps

Ed
I just picked up my new Full Body Chaps for the get together. They slow me down a little but some people tell me that I need them. Actually there are a gift from my last government contract.
I will be in my shop today, if you want to call. I have to build a few more of those slow 346s.



OK Guys

The thought for the day IS.

Love makes the world go around, not hate!

 

[ehp]

Hey Dan maybe you and i should get together and we can run these slow saws we build together , i got a sun dail to time them but we might have to wait until we get more day light hours cause i know i am going to need more hours to make my cuts, i will call after Gypo leaves but first he needs to get here , so much for leaving early