Giving up chainsaws to clean toilets and scrapbook!!!!

[wigglesworth]

I've decided to give up chainsaws to start helping my wife clean the house. I see her scrubbing toilets and folding laundry and I feel bad. I will now start learning how to cook. Joining a food forum tonight. I will also hang laundry on the new clothesline. And changing diapers will be my new favorite hobby. Don't want to see my wife doing any chores. Instead of filing chains I will file scrapbooking supplies and pictures. Thinking about redecorating the house too in my spare time. Can't wait to start my new list of hobbies. My wife is the greatest thing on earth. I will bow down to her. Her beauty is overwhelming. I think she should spend the day at the spa. I'll work extra hours at work just to pay for it. Bc omg like she is the bomb diggity!!!! So which BFF wants all my saws

*never ever leave your account logged in

 

[Jacob J.]

It might also help if you gave up the beer farts, midget wrestling on tv, pubic hair on the rim, and Cheetos crumbs in the cracks of the recliner.

 

[Stihlofadeal64]

GOOD ON YA! :msp_w00t:
I'd say "amen" to the "never leave your account logged in..." :hmm3grin2orange:

Otherwise tell your wife how valuable, lovely and irreplaceable she is. Buy her some roses and take her to dinner. Let her know how much you love her! Life is short!

 

[o8f150]

I've decided to give up chainsaws to start helping my wife clean the house. I see her scrubbing toilets and folding laundry and I feel bad. I will now start learning how to cook. Joining a food forum tonight. I will also hang laundry on the new clothesline. And changing diapers will be my new favorite hobby. Don't want to see my wife doing any chores. Instead of filing chains I will file scrapbooking supplies and pictures. Thinking about redecorating the house too in my spare time. Can't wait to start my new list of hobbies. My wife is the greatest thing on earth. I will bow down to her. Her beauty is overwhelming. I think she should spend the day at the spa. I'll work extra hours at work just to pay for it. Bc omg like she is the bomb diggity!!!! So which BFF wants all my saws

*never ever leave your account logged in

i want first dibs on the saws :msp_biggrin::msp_biggrin:

 

[Fish]

Diapers????!!!!!

 

[wigglesworth]

It might also help if you gave up the beer farts, midget wrestling on tv, pubic hair on the rim, and Cheetos crumbs in the cracks of the recliner.

Haha. Yes. All the above.


I'm in big trouble when he wakes up.

 

[jockeydeuce]

Hahahaha...I'm going to have to find another thread to rep Mrs. Wiggs in!

Well played, Mrs. "J"!!

 

[wigglesworth]

He will be all excited when he sees all the new notification

 

[o8f150]

i just have this sneaky suspension you and mrs j is going to be hearing pitter patter of little feet in the coming months

 

[Mrs. J]

I have such a great hubby. So glad his eyes have been opened to this lifestyle change

Seriously though. He's the greatest

 

[nmurph]

Obviously the surgeon that worked on your neck was a secret agent for NOW and implanted a wussie chip in you. Other activities you soon may find interesting include-

-participating in equal rights marches
-organizing save the whale protest
-chaining yourself to motorcycle gang's bikes in protest of their treatment of chicks
-and watching re-runs of CSPAN interviews with Ruth Bader-Ginsberg

 

[Mrs. J]

i just have this sneaky suspension you and mrs j is going to be hearing pitter patter of little feet in the coming months

Oh no no no. We have a one year old still in diapers. No more pitter patter feet here

 

[o8f150]

Oh no no no. We have a one year old still in diapers. No more pitter patter feet here

well we didn't know jer was still in diapers :msp_lol::msp_lol:
ohhh wait,, you meant your daughter

 

[nmurph]

i just have this sneaky suspension you and mrs j is going to be hearing pitter patter of little feet in the coming months

A sneaky suspension is what got J in this predicament in the first place.

 

[o8f150]

A sneaky suspension is what got J in this predicament in the first place.

now that was funny

 

[Zombiechopper]

Mrs Jeremy, you are one cool chick. HILARIOUS!!

do it again sometime. made my dayopcorn:

 

[Mrs. J]

Mrs Jeremy, you are one cool chick. HILARIOUS!!

do it again sometime. made my dayopcorn:

Haha. It made my day.

 

[wendell]

Oh no no no. We have a one year old still in diapers. No more pitter patter feet here

So, Jeremy's neck wasn't the only thing that got fixed?

 

[Mrs. J]

So, Jeremy's neck wasn't the only thing that got fixed?

Hey. We did reach our OOP maximum for him. I should schedule a few more procedures in 2012.

 

[nmurph]

Hey. We did reach our OOP maximum for him. I should schedule a few more procedures in 2012.

Yep, get'em while they're free.