Help A Busted Up Logger........Win A Chainsaw

[Jon1212]

I certainly wouldn't want to speculate on the possibilities you suggest.From my dealings with some folks from Tennessee, they seem "nice enough".Those overalls do scare me though.:msp_rolleyes:

I did an Arboristsite search for "Mastermind meets a guy in tights", and fortunately was unable to find anything..........phew!

 

[nixon]

Close to the first of the month , so in again .

 

[garyischofield]

I did an Arboristsite search for "Mastermind meets a guy in tights", and fortunately was unable to find anything..........phew!

I think your search was flawed.I think"meets" should have been spelled"meats".:taped:Trying to help.

 

[Jon1212]

I think your search was flawed.I think"meets" should have been spelled"meats".:taped:Trying to help.

Your statement holds much validity. However, in the event that you may be correct, I fear what I may find. Therefore I shall refrain from conducting any further investigation.

 

[andydodgegeek]

I did an Arboristsite search for "Mastermind meets a guy in tights", and fortunately was unable to find anything..........phew!

Yup, I haven't met ole Mastermind yet. Look forward to it...I think. I hear he's got some chicken legs, mmm sounds delicious.

 

[garyischofield]

high road

Jon1212,To each,his own.I applaud your discretion.:msp_sneaky:

 

[Jon1212]

Yup, I haven't met ole Mastermind yet. Look forward to it...I think. I hear he's got some chicken legs, mmm sounds delicious.

Randy ain't no chicken, and he gets really mad when people make that mistake.

He's actually part Emu. It worked out for his folks 'cause they got the tax breaks of a poultry farm without any of the mess.

 

[andydodgegeek]

Chicken, emu whatever. Ya put enough barbque sauce on it its gunna taste good.

 

[Jon1212]

Chicken, emu whatever. Ya put enough barbque sauce on it its gunna taste good.

Don't forget to have a side of those pretzel things for dipping, don'tcha know.(Minne-so-tah accent here)

 

[garyischofield]

brown noser

Don't forget to have a side of those pretzel things for dipping, don'tcha know.(Minne-so-tah accent here)

You are a card.

 

[Jon1212]

You are a card.

Gary, your generosity knows no bounds. Muchos Gracias mi Amigo.

 

[rms61moparman]

Chicken, emu whatever. Ya put enough barbque sauce on it its gunna taste good.

I'm not too sure I'd want to tackle a Tennessee emu!
I hear a regular emu can break a mans leg with one kick.
One of those Tennessee ridge runnin' emus could probably kick a guy plumb back into his childhood!!!!


Mike

 

[andydodgegeek]

Ohh yahh, say those would be good yahhh.

 

[Jon1212]

I'm not too sure I'd want to tackle a Tennessee emu!
I hear a regular emu can break a mans leg with one kick.
One of those Tennessee ridge runnin' emus could probably kick a guy plumb back into his childhood!!!!


Mike

Mike,
That's why it's best to distract them with something they like. I prefer to use a bag of Hot& Spicy Pork rinds, and a large bottle of Dr Pepper.

 

[andydodgegeek]

I'm not too sure I'd want to tackle a Tennessee emu!
I hear a regular emu can break a mans leg with one kick.
One of those Tennessee ridge runnin' emus could probably kick a guy plumb back into his childhood!!!!


Mike

I do believe they stun easily, and when he see's me coming at him with a fork and dressed in a pair of tights I am sure he will be stunned.

 

[andydodgegeek]

Mike,
That's why it's best to distract them with something they like. I prefer to use a bag of Hot& Spicy Pork rinds, and a large bottle of Dr Pepper.

Holy crap you are making me hungry.

 

[Jon1212]

I do believe they stun easily, and when he see's me coming at him with a fork and dressed in a pair of tights I am sure he will be stunned.

Won't we all? It'll look like a bunch of Jack Rabbits caught in a spotlight.

 

[Jon1212]

Holy crap you are making me hungry.

Don't blame me Big Fella.

 

[andydodgegeek]

Are we helping a busted up logger right now?

 

[Jon1212]

Are we helping a busted up logger right now?

I'm busting up, but I can't speak for the logger.