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I certainly wouldn't want to speculate on the possibilities you suggest.From my dealings with some folks from Tennessee, they seem "nice enough".Those overalls do scare me though.:msp_rolleyes:

I did an Arboristsite search for "Mastermind meets a guy in tights", and fortunately was unable to find anything..........phew!
 
I did an Arboristsite search for "Mastermind meets a guy in tights", and fortunately was unable to find anything..........phew!

I think your search was flawed.I think"meets" should have been spelled"meats".:taped:Trying to help.;)
 
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I think your search was flawed.I think"meets" should have been spelled"meats".:taped:Trying to help.;)

Your statement holds much validity. However, in the event that you may be correct, I fear what I may find. Therefore I shall refrain from conducting any further investigation.
 
Yup, I haven't met ole Mastermind yet. Look forward to it...I think. I hear he's got some chicken legs, mmm sounds delicious.

Randy ain't no chicken, and he gets really mad when people make that mistake.:angry:

He's actually part Emu. It worked out for his folks 'cause they got the tax breaks of a poultry farm without any of the mess.
 
Chicken, emu whatever. Ya put enough barbque sauce on it its gunna taste good.


I'm not too sure I'd want to tackle a Tennessee emu!
I hear a regular emu can break a mans leg with one kick.
One of those Tennessee ridge runnin' emus could probably kick a guy plumb back into his childhood!!!!


Mike
 
I'm not too sure I'd want to tackle a Tennessee emu!
I hear a regular emu can break a mans leg with one kick.
One of those Tennessee ridge runnin' emus could probably kick a guy plumb back into his childhood!!!!


Mike

Mike,
That's why it's best to distract them with something they like. I prefer to use a bag of Hot& Spicy Pork rinds, and a large bottle of Dr Pepper.
 
I'm not too sure I'd want to tackle a Tennessee emu!
I hear a regular emu can break a mans leg with one kick.
One of those Tennessee ridge runnin' emus could probably kick a guy plumb back into his childhood!!!!


Mike

I do believe they stun easily, and when he see's me coming at him with a fork and dressed in a pair of tights I am sure he will be stunned.
 
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