Rod:
I tried to be as specific in my criteria as possible. I am a total newbie and don't walk around slinging a 4 foot penis extension of a saw on my shoulders like you.
Had I have been a macho chainsaw know-it-all pro like you proclaim to be, I probably would not be on an internet forum such as this seeking advice but rather walking around town with a 4-foot blade over my shoulders trying to impress all the local skillet lickers in my town.
Now, since, as you say, we are all just having fun, and none of this is meant literally, then why don't you display an ounce of intelligence and knowledge by giving me a few recommendations on what to look for.
It seems that other members had absolutely no problem using the criteria I had given as, well, they actually ARE my criteria!! (imagine that).
I said I am looking for a powerful saw that is not too heavy. While it may seem manlier to handle the heaviest piece of equipment you can find..(sorta like carrying around a 4 foot "look at me" type of chainsaw), that actually is not as productive as a lighter saw would be that could cut through the same logs. You see, while working hard may seem admirable, working smart, productive and efficient will outperform the hard worker every time!.
So, I guess that now leaves two options. You may possibly consider a few suitable saw suggestions, or continue to act like the way you look in your avatar!.
This is all in good fun remember, nothing meant personal to anyone. Actually, I think I kind of like this!