Anyone besides me actually miss all the soft, warm, and artfully textured fuzziness from "MortifiedMark'? (That was a joke, BigGuy....sorta like 'Jeremiah *******'... if ya know what I mean?). (Insert multiple rimshots here?)
I got on yer ass pretty good the other night because you deserved it. And if you're really a mind reader for your day job and actually
do know what I'm thinkin', you know I've felt bad about it since.
Thing is, ya just don't walk into your favorite bar on any given night to hang out with the fellas for a beer and a shot, then beat the snot outta the first guy ya see walk through the door cause he ain't wearin a
'proper' Poulan hat and orders a ciche' appetizer, then bust the place up just to show everyone else ya can.
You've been one of my favorite guys here at AS since I stumbled across your ornery ass back in '09. I'd like to keep it that way, but sure do hate to see folks I have grown to admire and respect make ***** outta themselves over petty crap. Not only made me a little sad, but obviously pissed me off when ya dragged me into the BS between you and Kevin..., like I had some kind of motive besides trying to diffuse a really stupid and juvenile pissing contest along with trying to provide a really easy out for both of ya to let it rest with the "Kevin and Mark being Kevin and Mark" approach so the rest of the Poulan world could just head on down the road like no big deal in spite o' both of ya....which seems to be the case so far near as I can figger..., well, 'cept for you Mark.
It was never my intention to get up your ass so bad that you felt like exile was the way to go here...., just to send a message that needed to be sent. I wouldn't have liked it either, but it wasn't sent to me, I didn't bust up the bar or kick the guy's ass who asked a question I didn't like, or act like that should be acceptable behavior by any standards anywhere and anyone who didn't agree should just GFY.
Some of the rest of us are big boys here too, Hotshot. And for the most part we like ya
because of who you are. Again, I'd like to keep it that way from my own position on this.
And yeah, I realize this should probably have been done on the side and "what's between you and I" should stay that way, but I called you out in front of everyone here, not to mention God, Country, (and rest his soul), Walter Brennan..., and I'm gonna own it that way with this message to you right here too.
And don't get all full o' yerself thinkin' this is some kind of apology, because it isn't.
Ain't nuthin' more than a water under the bridge bygones be bygones olive branch (insert favorite cliche here) attempt to maybe get ya to stop back in for a beer and a shot. Take it or leave it for what it may be worth to you.
Obviously no sweat off anyone's ass whether you do or not, but some of us do miss ya...me included.