To each his own, if you're happy with your setup then I'm happy for you. Of course what you quoted me on was said in jest, my wife's really not as bad as I let on. My outbuilding where I keep my saws isn't very far from the house and I could lay my hands on a running one in less than 10 seconds. I have several non-runners also. I really wouldn't want a saw in the house anyway, because I really don't have the space. I did bring some cordless drills in the house last winter when it was pretty cold, but right now it's 58 degrees so I don't think anything is gonna freeze up tonight.
Oh that's cool man, I'm just saying. I have one in the house now, my battery saw (that's my most valuable saw anyway), two gassers ready to rock on the porch, and others elsewhere. We got hit twice with tornadoes in less than one year, and both times it did bad damage. Plus, theft security keeping stuff separated. We get nailed on the farm now and then and the crime will just continue, between worsening economy and the organized illegals gangs, you just never know. I am accumulating enough good runners now so I am getting closer to start packing away "two saw plans" and assorted gear. I want to open a shop sometime anyway, and this is my "stock" for the future. Going to prep them for long term storage, (run dry, fog, clean, pack with slight clean oil over stuff, bags, then in sealed rubbermaids) then bury the suckers. Each container will have canned premix, bar oil, screnches and files. I might throw some other sorts of security tools in each one as well. Smash and grab sneak thieves are all over, then you have the "scrappers" who just constantly roam around and stop and case the joint asking if you have any "free scrap metal" they can haul off. And they don't care about dogs, my boss has had *three* bought on purpose security dogs shot at his shop, then stuff stolen. he doesn't bother with dogs anymore.
I'm just getting paranoid over natural and man made "disasters" of all sorts. I can't afford to lose my stuff, can't afford wicked overlapping video surveillance or insurance or any of that stuff, so I just choose the "don't put all your eggs in one basket" approach. It's almost to the point now we hardly ever both of us leave, just one person goes to town, the other stays home. Even with dogs, I still don't trust the deteriorating situation, and this weather...tornadoes all the time is the "new normal". I quite literally might have had to saw my way out of the cabin before. What saved us was the brick chimney absorbed the bulk of the oak. One foot either way and the whole thing would have crashed right through to the foundation, with us in here. I mean, I don't know what else to do. I keep a saw and prybars and stuff inside all the time for that reason.
Because when we got hit, there wasn't any help, nothing, no one stopped to see if we were OK or anything, there was damage all over heck, my boss came by and went and got us big tarps, that's it, he had his own worries with big damage to other farmers houses and a couple of his broiler houses, plus making sure the gennies stayed up and running. It was just me up in the storm on a wet tin roof with my little saw, trying to tarp over the roof to keep what was exposed in the cabin from massive water damage. If I had had no running saw available, would have been screwed, as too many branches had to be taken off to get it down to the point I could wiggle a big tarp over everything. We lived with the main trunk in the living room ceiling for more than a couple weeks until the doofus insurance adjusters gave the ok and my boss picked it out with the excavator.
Just got me spooked, that's all, and today we got indications of more bad weather headed right our way, same system that spawned those tornadoes last night in MO and KS.
The new normal, slow motion collapsing society with all that entails and freaky weather.