test drove a few today

[spacemule]

I have been accused of being inebriated with the exuberance of my own verbosity, but have never been formally accused of employing excuses in life or business. (until now)

I think you're just inebriated. You also delight in your own recalcitrance. And I would use more direct statements if I were making an accusation. I merely implied my assertion--I never directly stated it.

 

[kf_tree]

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[Simonizer]

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Have you got the sexy little skirt to go with your skates Ken? I can just see you bucking 6" alders, little white tu-tu ruffling in the breeze. How adorable.

 

[spacemule]

Have you got the sexy little skirt to go with your skates Ken? I can just see you bucking 6" alders, little white tu-tu ruffling in the breeze. How adorable.

You must eat a lot of little red herring fish, eh.

 

[Simonizer]

You must eat a lot of little red herring fish, eh.

Alright, engage me. I'm not avoiding anything. I guess I am now responsible for the US mail system delivering Russ' saw?

 

[kf_tree]

Have you got the sexy little skirt to go with your skates Ken? I can just see you bucking 6" alders, little white tu-tu ruffling in the breeze. How adorable.

actually the skates are your size, since your the one who skates the issue, even direct questions. so i guess your the one wearing the skirt.

i always thought i was pretty much to the point in my posts.

 

[spacemule]

Alright, engage me. I'm not avoiding anything. I guess I am now responsible for the US mail system delivering Russ' saw?

I don't know if you are or not. Do you work for the post office?

 

[Simonizer]

actually the skates are your size, since your the one who skates the issue, even direct questions. so i guess your the one wearing the skirt.

i always thought i was pretty much to the point in my posts.

You are "to the point", but you are also a cry-baby. I told you I would build you a 395. You took the "I don't want it now" approach. The Fu**ing thing was free! I'm not trying to sell you or Russ a saw. I wanted you to try a saw of mine and pm me your findings. I even told Russ to keep the results quiet if my saws beat everything he has seen, and to elaborate if his findings are otherwise. That is as noble as a saw builder can be.

 

[spacemule]

I even told Russ to keep the results quiet if my saws beat everything he has seen, and to elaborate if his findings are otherwise. That is as noble as a saw builder can be.

Then why are you telling us this now? Afterall, you are as "noble as a saw builder can be," right?

 

[Simonizer]

Then why are you telling us this now? Afterall, you are as "noble as a saw builder can be," right?

After all is two words.

 

[spacemule]

Yup, you're right. "Howzer" is spelled with an s.

 

[Simonizer]

Yup, you're right. "Howzer" is spelled with an s.

Oops.

 

[kf_tree]

You are "to the point", but you are also a cry-baby. I told you I would build you a 395. You took the "I don't want it now" approach. The Fu**ing thing was free! I'm not trying to sell you or Russ a saw. I wanted you to try a saw of mine and pm me your findings. I even told Russ to keep the results quiet if my saws beat everything he has seen, and to elaborate if his findings are otherwise. That is as noble as a saw builder can be.

you are just twisting things, that is why i say you skate the issue and are not a man of your word. when this started i asked for a money back guarantee. you said and i quote "I will send you a saw. If you like it after 2 weeks, send me a certified cheque or wire the money. If you fu*k me, we will never do business again. If everything works out, we will have an excellent relationship with mutual respect. Simon."

i see that as i would be buying the saw, not just sending me a demo as you later twisted things. at least i haven't resorted to the childish name calling you so enjoy. why would i want something i did not ask for in the first place? i don't think i could have been more specific about not wanting a 385. then you turn around and try to say it was a demo to play with. when i asked to buy a saw at your full price with a money back guarantee.

now how are you going to twist this one around?

ken

 

[kf_tree]

i guess the main reason i'm being childish about this and not dropping it. is because you never fessed up and tried to make ammends for your actions. you just keep going around and around rewriteing things as you go along.

if 395's are not your forte you should have just said so.

 

[Simonizer]

you are just twisting things, that is why i say you skate the issue and are not a man of your word. when this started i asked for a money back guarantee. you said and i quote "I will send you a saw. If you like it after 2 weeks, send me a certified cheque or wire the money. If you fu*k me, we will never do business again. If everything works out, we will have an excellent relationship with mutual respect. Simon."

i see that as i would be buying the saw, not just sending me a demo as you later twisted things. at least i haven't resorted to the childish name calling you so enjoy. why would i want something i did not ask for in the first place? i don't think i could have been more specific about not wanting a 385. then you turn around and try to say it was a demo to play with. when i asked to buy a saw at your full price with a money back guarantee.

now how are you going to twist this one around?

ken

We were also under the agreement that if you did not like it, you could send it back. There was zero obligation to you. I don't have to force my saws on people. Same deal with Russ, he can keep it or send it back. What is wrong with a little name calling. It makes for a more dynamic thread and forum you as**hole. Lighten up and don't be so thin-skinned. Jes*s you Americans are pus*ies.

 

[kf_tree]

We were also under the agreement that if you did not like it, you could send it back. There was zero obligation to you. I don't have to force my saws on people. Same deal with Russ, he can keep it or send it back. What is wrong with a little name calling. It makes for a more dynamic thread and forum you as**hole. Lighten up and don't be so thin-skinned. Jes*s you Americans are pus*ies.

i see it as there was an obligation to me........if i liked it then i was obligated to buy it, since i'm a man of my word. you also were not forceing a saw on me, i asked to purchase your saw with a guarantee.


what is wrong with a little name calling you ask? simple, why would you type something you would not say to my face? and i do expect you to say that you would, but we all know the truth about that.

 

[Simonizer]

i see it as there was an obligation to me........if i liked it then i was obligated to buy it, since i'm a man of my word. you also were not forceing a saw on me, i asked to purchase your saw with a guarantee.


what is wrong with a little name calling you ask? simple, why would you type something you would not say to my face? and i do expect you to say that you would, but we all know the truth about that.

Ken, Ken, Ken, I call employees names in jest, they return it. A happy workplace produces excellent results. If I called you a stupid Pri*k to your face I would expect you to pour a milkshake over my head, not shoot me with a 9MM. That is what is wrong with Americans, you have lost your sense of ha-ha's.

 

[Lakeside53]

The only solution I see is pistols at dawn.

 

[kf_tree]

Ken, Ken, Ken, I call employees names in jest, they return it. A happy workplace produces excellent results. If I called you a stupid Pri*k to your face I would expect you to pour a milkshake over my head, not shoot me with a 9MM. That is what is wrong with Americans, you have lost your sense of ha-ha's.

you should have been a politician istead of a saw builder since you only respond to the topics you choose. how does calling your employee's names make for a happy work place? that crap always ends up going too far.


what about this? i see it as there was an obligation to me........if i liked it then i was obligated to buy it, since i'm a man of my word. you also were not forceing a saw on me, i asked to purchase your saw with a guarantee.

 

[Simonizer]

you should have been a politician istead of a saw builder since you only respond to the topics you choose. how does calling your employee's names make for a happy work place? that crap always ends up going too far.


what about this? i see it as there was an obligation to me........if i liked it then i was obligated to buy it, since i'm a man of my word. you also were not forceing a saw on me, i asked to purchase your saw with a guarantee.

That "crap" only goes too far if you have one or more as**oles for employees. I would can someone without a sense of humor faster than sh** through a goose. You are somewhat truculent it would seem. I will send Russ, (who seems like a great guy with a sense of humor), a 395 maybe in late Jan. You can try it at his place and buy it from him if you like it. His price will differ from yours as I like him. Knowing your demeanor, if you loved it and was blown away by its performance, you would not purchase it because it came from my hands. You are a very peculiar fellow. Am I right?