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Simonizer said:
That "crap" only goes too far if you have one or more as**oles for employees. I would can someone without a sense of humor faster than sh** through a goose. You are somewhat truculent it would seem. I will send Russ, (who seems like a great guy with a sense of humor), a 395 maybe in late Jan. You can try it at his place and buy it from him if you like it. His price will differ from yours as I like him. Knowing your demeanor, if you loved it and was blown away by its performance, you would not purchase it because it came from my hands. You are a very peculiar fellow. Am I right?

once again you skate the origional issue, if you would have just handled it better then maybe we still could have done business. but at this point i want nothing to do with your saw's, and i will not go russ's to run a saw of yours. so you are correct i would not purchase it because it came from your hands, and yes i guess i am kind of peculiar, but i guess that is why i'm ME and your you.

it's almost as if english is a second language for you or you only read every third word. have you ever said you were sorry to some one or admitted to were wrong in the way you handled things? because it seems like you just keep trying to justify your actions instead of looking at things from my perspective and asking yourself, how could you have handled things differently.

so go a head and have the last word, i'll put this to rest now and no longer post about it. you take care, and have a happy holidays.
ken
 
Simonizer said:
I'm an engineer, not a common cunning linguist.:laugh:

...and a Deep Purple Fan?

Simonizer, who did you send your modded 385XP to and are we ever going to see it go head to head with another saw? Did I miss it?? With all these posts I have lost track.
 
Simonizer said:
I will send Russ, (who seems like a great guy with a sense of humor), a 395 maybe in late Jan. You can try it at his place and buy it from him if you like it. His price will differ from yours as I like him. Knowing your demeanor, if you loved it and was blown away by its performance, you would not purchase it because it came from my hands. You are a very peculiar fellow. Am I right?


You have got to be kidding!!! Saying on a public forum that one customers price will differ from anothers just because you LIKEhim is foolish!

So Ken is particular...........big deal!!! You are particular with the results of your modifications......right?

Ken seems to be a man of his word and isn't afraid to spend money on saws or anything to do with saws!


Why not just do your own videos and time them?
 
kf_tree said:
once again you skate the origional issue, if you would have just handled it better then maybe we still could have done business. but at this point i want nothing to do with your saw's, and i will not go russ's to run a saw of yours. so you are correct i would not purchase it because it came from your hands, and yes i guess i am kind of peculiar, but i guess that is why i'm ME and your you.

it's almost as if english is a second language for you or you only read every third word. have you ever said you were sorry to some one or admitted to were wrong in the way you handled things? because it seems like you just keep trying to justify your actions instead of looking at things from my perspective and asking yourself, how could you have handled things differently.

so go a head and have the last word, i'll put this to rest now and no longer post about it. you take care, and have a happy holidays.
ken

Ken, I honestly predict we will look back on this and laugh in a year or so. I can already hear you saying "Jesus I thought you were a pompous son-of-a bit**" You would be right. I am an expert, I am severely over-qualified to be wasting my time in this capacity" I am an ego-maniac. But Ken,....I make nice saws. You have a safe and pleasant holiday season, all the best to your family. Kind regards, Simon.
 
rahtreelimbs said:
You have got to be kidding!!! Saying on a public forum that one customers price will differ from anothers just because you LIKEhim is foolish!

So Ken is particular...........big deal!!! You are particular with the results of your modifications......right?

Ken seems to be a man of his word and isn't afraid to spend money on saws or anything to do with saws!


Why not just do your own videos and time them?
Peculiar, not particular. Take it easy buddy.
 
Simonizer said:
Peculiar, not particular. Take it easy buddy.

OK read wrong!!!

You are still commiting suicide with this statement:



Simonizer said:
I will send Russ, (who seems like a great guy with a sense of humor), a 395 maybe in late Jan. You can try it at his place and buy it from him if you like it. His price will differ from yours as I like him. Knowing your demeanor, if you loved it and was blown away by its performance, you would not purchase it because it came from my hands. You are a very peculiar fellow. Am I right?
 
rahtreelimbs said:
OK read wrong!!!

You are still commiting suicide with this statement:
Ha ha. Committing suicide? Holy hyperbole Batman. If I like someone I will give them a saw, if I dislike them, there is no amount of money I would sell them one for.
I am not in this for money. Money is not a problem. I don't need money. Everything is just fine here financially thank you.:)
 
Simonizer said:
Ha ha. Committing suicide? Holy hyperbole Batman. If I like someone I will give them a saw, if I dislike them, there is no amount of money I would sell them one for.
I am not in this for money. Money is not a problem. I don't need money. Everything is just fine here financially thank you.:)


Whatever!!!:dizzy:
 
Simonizer said:
I would start with a 1990 KX500 engine if I was in that class. I pulled 71HP@ the rear wheel of a roadracing bike with this single cylinder liquid-cooled engine once modified.

Build one then!...Let's see all that dyno HP...But who's gonna run the saw for ya, engineer boy?...And who's gonna grind your chain...Walkers? Hahaha! Oh, I forgot, you're an expert, way over-qualified, and an ego-maniac. Let's add Big Bullsh!tter and another Canadian Cull!

HAHAHA!
 
Simonizer said:
I am not in this for money. Money is not a problem. I don't need money. Everything is just fine here financially thank you.:)

Simon, you made a post in another thread stating that you would ship the 385 with the B & C removed in order to save on postage. I sincerely hope that your saws are great saws, but you are beginning to contradict yourself. Perhaps it correlates to your preference for blended Scotch :laugh:.

Cheers ;), and aw ra best!
 
Chris J. said:
Simon, you made a post in another thread stating that you would ship the 385 with the B & C removed in order to save on postage. I sincerely hope that your saws are great saws, but you are beginning to contradict yourself. Perhaps it correlates to your preference for blended Scotch :laugh:.

Cheers ;), and aw ra best!
I originally intended to send a B&C with it but was told it would be removed immediately and swaped for a 18" bar and ground chain. I don't mind spending money, but I don't like wasting it.
 
Dennis Cahoon said:
Simonizer said:
I would start with a 1990 KX500 engine if I was in that class. I pulled 71HP@ the rear wheel of a roadracing bike with this single cylinder liquid-cooled engine once modified.

Build one then!...Let's see all that dyno HP...But who's gonna run the saw for ya, engineer boy?...And who's gonna grind your chain...Walkers? Hahaha! Oh, I forgot, you're an expert, way over-qualified, and an ego-maniac. Let's add Big Bullsh!tter and another Canadian Cull!

HAHAHA!
I've got better things to do than cross-breed motorcycles and chainsaws. I was stating that if I had to build an open-class machine, it would be based on this platform. This all stemmed from an unfair comparison you suggested. Engineer boy ha ha, buddy I've crashed roadracing bikes faster than you have ever been on land ya fat bastid ya. Hop back into your 1961 Fargo pick-up with the rake in the back, crank over the low-compression wheezing straight-6 until it fires, put it in first gear, slowly let out the clutch with a little gas,...and drive off into the sun-set of your hillbilly uselessness.:laugh:
 
Ya, Dennis you useless Hillbilly!
Hahaha
Simon, be careful of Dennis . He really knows his stuff and doesn't brag or bullsh!t. Well sometimes he does, but only to win the arguement.
John
 
Gypo Logger said:
Ya, Dennis you useless Hillbilly!
Hahaha
Simon, be careful of Dennis . He really knows his stuff and doesn't brag or bullsh!t. Well sometimes he does, but only to win the arguement.
John
Ain't nuthin' you ain't never seen befur' Hyuk Hyuk.:laugh:
 
Hey engineer boy....you're from in Campbell River, BC. and think I'm a hillbilly? HaHaHaHa! Just another Canadian Cull!
 
Slimey....you haven't got a thing on me when it comes to racing motorcycles, snowmobiles, or chainsaws. I was raised in Salinas, Ca. the hotbed of motorcycle racing and famous motorcycle racers. Doug Chandler or Ricky Graham ring a bell. I was going to Laguna Seca when you were still in your old mans shack. Ahhhhhhha! Just another BullSh!tting (know-it-all) Canadian!

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Whiskey

Chris J. said:
Simon, you made a post in another thread stating that you would ship the 385 with the B & C removed in order to save on postage. I sincerely hope that your saws are great saws, but you are beginning to contradict yourself. Perhaps it correlates to your preference for blended Scotch :laugh:.

Cheers ;), and aw ra best!


I knew if I held out long enough this would get back to whisky. I like spelling it both ways to make Simon have spasms.

The real contest; I will go head to head with anyone else's Whiskey. Let's say we start with a 123 proof class. H#ll I knew someone would cry foul. My fowl don't cry. (Bobwhites) An unlimited class. You can use pro help, but nothing factory bottled.

Any takers.


Fred

Typoed to perfection.
 

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