the all aussie dribble thread!

[WidowMaker1]

Jumper huh? pansy! :msp_tongue: guess your past your use by date, best keep your feet up old timer and let us youngins do the real work, ...looks like im gonna get busy but least i get to wear a Uniform, just hope no bloody bushfire takes everything from me while im out defending others. Yep Perfect weather alright, for Fire Retardant PPE that adds 10degrees c as soon as you Kit up.

 

[Rudolf73]

Jumper huh? pansy! :msp_tongue: guess your past your use by date, best keep your feet up old timer and let us youngins do the real work, ...looks like im gonna get busy but least i get to wear a Uniform, just hope no bloody bushfire takes everything from me while im out defending others. Yep Perfect weather alright, for Fire Retardant PPE that adds 10degrees c as soon as you Kit up.

Keep up the good work mang! :msp_thumbup:

 

[sun64]

Jumper huh? pansy! :msp_tongue: guess your past your use by date, best keep your feet up old timer and let us youngins do the real work, ...looks like im gonna get busy but least i get to wear a Uniform, just hope no bloody bushfire takes everything from me while im out defending others. Yep Perfect weather alright, for Fire Retardant PPE that adds 10degrees c as soon as you Kit up.

Your office looks a tad untidy mate
Good on you for doing your bit with voluntary fire work. I take my hat off to all the volunteers in Australia, helping out.
The Aussie way
On a more serious note, be bloody careful out there as winds can change and whip around sooo quickly
Be safe
I hope they dont need you
All the best with it mate.
Wayne

 

[ozflea]

Yeah your right Widowmaker me and me dawg are both inside checking out the airconditioner ..................... yep its nice and coooooooooooooooool

McBob and Cougar woof woof

 

[sun64]

Yeah your right Widowmaker me and me dawg are both inside checking out the airconditioner ..................... yep its nice and coooooooooooooooool

McBob and Cougar woof woof

Best and safest place to be Bob
Just make sure Cougars flea collar is up to date though:msp_biggrin:

 

[ozflea]

Best and safest place to be Bob
Just make sure Cougars flea collar is up to date though:msp_biggrin:

Spent a bit of time on exercises around Darwin Tindal and Humpty Doo i understand hot especially hauling big packs and weapons in the heat .............. forget beer drink water and plenty of it

 

[derwoodii]

reckon that purple patch is sitting close or over MCW poor sod hopin it blows away soon as makes me ill thinkin about canna imagine tryin to work in 40 plus and 50+ is beyond my comprehension.

The air mass over the inland is still heating up - it hasn't peaked


Bureau Of Meteorology Weather Chart | Deep Purple

And the country has set a new national average maximum of 40.33 degrees on Monday, beating the previous record - set on December 21, 1972 - by a "sizeable margin" of 0.16 degrees, Dr Jones said, adding that the figures are preliminary.

 

[gmax]

41c yesterday, today was cooler so I took the opportunity to remove a tree from my front yard
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I had an interesting observer....could be a Dolmar fan

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[deye223]

I had an interesting observer....could be a Dolmar fan

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yep they move at the same pace :haha:

sorry mate i had to do it

 

[gmax]

yep they move at the same pace :haha:

sorry mate i had to do it

We will have to have a GTG one day, I'll bring a few of these slow Dolmar's....revenge will be sweet

 

[deye223]

i found this rather entertaining


Employee Notice For Old People ...



EMPLOYEE NOTICE
**************************
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much #### (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of #### they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough ####, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the #### you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

 

[sun64]

Got sent this one. Seen it before but still funny. Enjoy


Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By November 30th, 2013

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer

How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy

Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or #####ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a K Mart Without Stopping?

Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons

Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials

and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without

14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch

They Make Medicine for PMS

USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!

Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes

Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11

Learning to Live

How to Apply Brakes Without

Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


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And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!

From Guys in the

Witness Protection Program

 

[David (saltas)]

Just stopped and visited the Nangwarry forestry museum
Only a small place but it is worth a look 20 minutes north of Mt Gambia
I will post pictures latter


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[WidowMaker1]

New toy, 36.5 cubes :msp_biggrin: 1983 Yamaha TT 600 ,awesome power !

 

[MCW]

Got this today...


Tim Matheson, the First Bloke and Tony Abbott somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Tim in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Tim was quick to stop him jokingly saying, "No thanks, Julia will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Abbott and said, "How about you Mr. Abbott?"

Abbott replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like".

yep they move at the same pace :haha:

sorry mate i had to do it

You suck and no sorrys will get your arse out of this one

 

[MCW]

New toy, 36.5 cubes :msp_biggrin: 1983 Yamaha TT 600 ,awesome power !

You seem like a pretty handy farm bloke. Turn it into a bike saw and sell that POS 090...

 

[WidowMaker1]

You seem like a pretty handy farm bloke. Turn it into a bike saw and sell that POS 090...

Nope! I love riding bikes more, and the 090 stays right where it is!

 

[MCW]

Nope! I love riding bikes more, and the 090 stays right where it is!

But you haven't tried a 600cc chainsaw! Come on, get the grinder and mig out - we haven't got all day...

 

[WidowMaker1]

But you haven't tried a 600cc chainsaw! Come on, get the grinder and mig out - we haven't got all day...

lol. mate when i can get a bike saw to sit on the back wheel threw all the gears and hit 100mph while the back wheel is still digging trenches Ill consider it

 

[MCW]

lol. mate when i can get a bike saw to sit on the back wheel threw all the gears and hit 100mph while the back wheel is still digging trenches Ill consider it

For crying out loud. You can always put the motor BACK in the bike later on.
Now get out in the shed and start cutting and welding...