the all aussie dribble thread!

[sun64]

Got this today...


Tim Matheson, the First Bloke and Tony Abbott somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Tim in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Tim was quick to stop him jokingly saying, "No thanks, Julia will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Abbott and said, "How about you Mr. Abbott?"

Abbott replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like".


You suck and no sorrys will get your arse out of this one

Not that Julia is an oil painting and an ar#e as wide as Sydneys bridge but Abbots missus , a kiwi , reminds me of Helen Clark
( the ex NZ Prime Minister )
She looked more like a bloke than some men I know.
Abbot must be peeved and frustrated since they got rid of the big brown shopping bags.

 

[gmax]

New toy, 36.5 cubes :msp_biggrin: 1983 Yamaha TT 600 ,awesome power !

Nice!, back in the good old days (before I was Married) I had a XT 500, those thumpers are good fun :msp_w00t:

 

[WidowMaker1]

always thought Wingnut (Abbott) was a poofta, he prances in his Budgie smugglers like one, bet he gets out the double ender regularly with his shemale

 

[WidowMaker1]

Nice!, back in the good old days (before I was Married) I had a XT 500, those thumpers are good fun :msp_w00t:

yeah marriage can do that. lol. ..the TT's bloody hammer hard, massive amounts of torque, 4 valves with dual exhaust & dual intake twin carbies for a 95 x 85 mm piston. its lethal !

 

[Rudolf73]

yeah marriage can do that. lol. ..the TT's bloody hammer hard, massive amounts of torque, 4 valves with dual exhaust & dual intake twin carbies for a 95 x 85 mm piston. its lethal !

Sounds like a good motor for a bike saw :msp_scared:

 

[David (saltas)]

Just spent a couple of hours with gmax

He has a significant CAD problem

We talked about the forestry museum

Before to day I had only run a makita for a weekend of clearing broken trees

So wayne tonight it only appropriate to give a run of his collection of the "other" German brand of saws.

These were impressive and you would be advised to be careful or you could losses parts of your anatomy........

After running a. Couple of dolmars we had to go inside and have a famous home roasted coffee to calm our nerves.

Thank you for your hospitality wanye

Turns out I used to live about 2klm from Wayne's place when I was at high school. Small world sometimes




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[Stihlman441]

Just spent a couple of hours with gmax

He has a significant CAD problem

We talked about the forestry museum

Before to day I had only run a makita for a weekend of clearing broken trees

So wayne tonight it only appropriate to give a run of his collection of the "other" German brand of saws.

These were impressive and you would be advised to be careful or you could losses parts of your anatomy........

After running a. Couple of dolmars we had to go inside and have a famous home roasted coffee to calm our nerves.

Thank you for your hospitality wanye

Turns out I used to live about 2klm from Wayne's place when I was at high school. Small world sometimes




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Stay away from them forin, funny coloured saws they are bad news.:msp_rolleyes:

 

[ausneil 1]

Nice!, back in the good old days (before I was Married) I had a XT 500, those thumpers are good fun :msp_w00t:

the old black and silver one,
memories, i wanted one,
i realy wanted one but best i could manage was a IT 175 yammy, thats after i progressed from the DT125 yammy.


edit,,, just saw this thread, this guy has done a good job on a little chinasaw and has got them talking.
http://www.arboristsite.com/chainsaw/220994.htm

 

[derwoodii]

Ty 250 TL 125 trails bikes enduro IT250 KDX 175 road was xs 250 but twas a 400 head shh Z650 CB 900 odds n sods in between as late dreaming about a bike hmm 1980 Harley Davidson Shovelhead in matt black drag bars clean helped on the paint n build with one in 1981 twas grand job

 

[CM76]

But you haven't tried a 600cc chainsaw! Come on, get the grinder and mig out - we haven't got all day...

Here is an engine I would like to see someone run in a bikesaw - Honda NSR 500

Definitely miss the big 500cc GP days.

 

[derwoodii]

Been catchin up with family history wow so much i never knew a cussin from out of Ashland Oregon (hey Randy this your patch??) but born in OZ has dropped down and filled me in with heaps of missing bits well i never knew grampa was such a cad bounder womanizer :msp_rolleyes: i just knew it was in me blood:msp_wink:. She been traveling and collecting mums side family info and the few bits I had closed a few holes in the web as well.
heres the boat that brought mum n family out to oz ss BALRANALD built by Harland and Wolff Greenock Clydebuilt Ships Database .. but it dont show the bit of skirt that ol dirt bag grandpa chased and ran off with thou.

 

[ausneil 1]

Here is an engine I would like to see someone run in a bikesaw - Honda NSR 500

Definitely miss the big 500cc GP days.

Somehow i think this engine is a little toooooooooo big, but the thought of it.

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[CM76]

Somehow i think this engine is a little toooooooooo big, but the thought of it.

Yes it would be ridiculous - getting hold of one of these engines would be out of reach for most people just as a starting point. About 180 - 190hp out of 500cc is pretty neat though.

Do any guys run bike saws here in Australia for exhibition purposes Neil ?

Regards,

Chris.

 

[ausneil 1]

Yes it would be ridiculous - getting hold of one of these engines would be out of reach for most people just as a starting point. About 180 - 190hp out of 500cc is pretty neat though.

Do any guys run bike saws here in Australia for exhibition purposes Neil ?

Regards,

Chris.

Yes one of our elite axemen does do odd exhibitions around certain shows.
Brad Delosa from NSW, a dennis cahoon built bikesaw i think.(may be wrong on that)

 

[CM76]

I have never seen a bikesaw in operation, but I am assuming they are quick. I have seen the crazy V8 saws and Harley twin saw run at the Deming log show in Washington, but not a big two stroke machine.
There is something about a quick revving big bore two cycle engine.

 

[gmax]

It was good to catch up with David (saltas) this arvo and check out my saw collection, he seemed to enjoy running a couple of my Dolmar's.
The only part I didn't enjoy was shaving a few millimeters off the end of my thumb :msp_scared:
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[lumberjackau]

Yes one of our elite axemen does do odd exhibitions around certain shows.
Brad Delosa from NSW, a dennis cahoon built bikesaw i think.(may be wrong on that)

I don't believe it was a cahoon saw Neil, from memory it is a D&N Motorsports made saw, been fixed up a bit since Brad has owned it though, if Dennis is lurking around he might be able to provide some more info and correct me if I am wrong

You going to stanthorpe this year? Finally got my noms away today for it, now to pull up on the fishing for a bit and get busy on some saws and chains, nothing has been run since oct.

Will
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[deye223]

She looked more like a bloke than some men I know.
Abbot must be peeved and frustrated since they got rid of the big brown shopping bags.

nah mate it would be better when he puts the bag over her head just slip the arms through

the handles of the new plastic bags and it can't fall off :big_smile:

 

[MCW]

always thought Wingnut (Abbott) was a poofta, he prances in his Budgie smugglers like one, bet he gets out the double ender regularly with his shemale

Hmmm. I have pretty good pillow biter sensors and Abbott hasn't set them off unlike my carpet munching sensors from Gillard
Budgie smugglers certainly aren't a good look though. On anyone.
Have you made that bloody bikesaw yet? You've had all day dammit.

 

[WidowMaker1]

Hmmm. I have pretty good pillow biter sensors and Abbott hasn't set them off unlike my carpet munching sensors from Gillard
Budgie smugglers certainly aren't a good look though. On anyone.
Have you made that bloody bikesaw yet? You've had all day dammit.

bring back kevin 07 I say, long as them liberal idiots ain't in office Its win win in my book. no bike saws in the near future, just work saws but have a Yamaya IT 490 (2 stroke) at the uncles in the gong, with a spare motor.