The worst case of CAD...EVER!!!
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When you see 3 race saws up for sale and the same guy (D.D.) buys all 3 at one shot, there's no hope for a cure.
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Just say NO to CAD. 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand here before you today to ask for YOUR VOTE for Worst Case of CAD ever! My qualifications are fairly straightforward: on 1 December 2016, I had two newer Poulan saws for basic homeowner use. On or about 15 December 2016, after realizing my Poulans weren't quite the top of the chainsaw heap, I purchased a Stihl 038 Magnum. And on 27 December 2016, I found Arboristsite. And I realized that vintage chainsaws are collectible. And that's when the fun...errr...addiction...started.
As for my Economic Plan, it's Chainsaw Economics all the way. During the past 6 months, I have been responsible for a slight but measurable improvement in the economy of several European countries, with special emphasis on Sweden and Germany. And when I return to the U.S. next summer, I expect Chainsaw Economics to have a significant impact on the economies of states with a large population of vintage chainsaws.
At this time, I would appreciate YOUR VOTE for Worst Case of CAD ever!
Scott
As for my Economic Plan, it's Chainsaw Economics all the way. During the past 6 months, I have been responsible for a slight but measurable improvement in the economy of several European countries, with special emphasis on Sweden and Germany. And when I return to the U.S. next summer, I expect Chainsaw Economics to have a significant impact on the economies of states with a large population of vintage chainsaws.
At this time, I would appreciate YOUR VOTE for Worst Case of CAD ever!
Scott
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Was there any Russian meddling involved in your acquisition of all those saws?
I need to know before I vote.
Was there any Russian meddling involved in your acquisition of all those saws?
I need to know before I vote.
I think you should speak with my son....or son-in-law....they are in charge of all Russian meddling.
You're off my Christmas card list, mister!
I have, from an anonymous source, that Brad is working for CNN and this election has been rigged.
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I'd rather speak to Ivanka.
BTW.....what the Hell does she see in Jarrod? He's such a putz and a light-weight.
KiwiBro
Mill 'em, nails be damned.
Get back to us when they foreclose on the house but you swing a deal to keep (and live in) the garage with your saws while the Mrs and kids go live with grandma and grandpa.
Or when you start hatching plans to rob locals to feed the addiction.
Or when you or the authorities sign you up to a poulanadone treatment regime.
Or when you start hatching plans to rob locals to feed the addiction.
Or when you or the authorities sign you up to a poulanadone treatment regime.
i'd like to see the OP's saw list. i'm sure his CAD list is right up there with the aforementioned fellers in the poll. 
hi Brad.
hi Brad.
Brad has sold a number of his saws...probably doesn't have more than 30 now
That's a lot of saws in a short period of time. You got my vote!
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I'm glad that I have not contracted CAD yet!
Oh just wait. 4 years ago i only had a husky 281. Now i have 14 or so saws. Once it starts it never ends... Late nites on craigslist and ebay lookin at saws and saw stuff.
I have recently relapsed into full-on CAD, myself. It is hard to comprehend, but strangely compelling....
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I'd rather speak to Ivanka.
You and me both, Will...
True CAD sufferers aquire saws despite financial hardships, need of a saw, condition of saws, or available space. They get saws simply because they can, or its a different one, or they are sure they can fix it quick, etc. Then they get added to the top of the pile in their cramped little shed with the rest of the quickly fixed saws waiting for repair.
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