They like me, they really like me!

[John in MA]

That's it. 1,000 counts of mindless, annoying, not-too-terribly-on-topic drivel on my part. What do I win? Is there a secret handshake? Do I have to send in a photo of me wearing nothing but chaps, a Jonsereds, and smile? Well, maybe not that last one. Don't want anyone to think I'm Canadian.

 

[Fish]

I believe they send you a Homelite 330 in need of an intake boot

 

[Dave]

Good thing those boots have been showing up on ebay. What do you do now, John? Wait and savor the 1,000 or post and screw it all up with an uneven number??? Feel free to respond.... or not......

 

[confused]

Congrats on your 1000 some day ill be a Canadian too

well maybe not i just cant see myself walking around sayin "eh"

oh come on we all love our neighbors to the north

 

[sedanman]

Confused 'ol bean, Where have you been?

 

[WOLF_RIVER_MIKE]

Congratulations on 1000 posts John. I'm fixing to ask you something... do you know what it is?... I think you do. Well, have you?,... cut it... John have you cut the piano yet?

 

[sedanman]

COME ON MAN, CUT THE DAMMED PIANO!

I know I spelled dammed wrong but I was trying to circumvent the "nice police"

 

[Rotax Robert]

I believe these are alocated to only smartest, fastest or most inbibing members of arboristsite. You may also qualify by buying Dennis at least 10 cases of beer. Some of us have attained 3 or 4 of the above requirements in our 1st season alone. Hope this helps

 

[John in MA]

No, no pianos yet. How about a desk or violin? Or maybe do like the "Ginsu 2" kinfe commerical--cut through a Mini Mac with my 111S? The croak vs. the wheeze. Maybe a Poulan? Choices, choices.

How about 2.5 cases of Everclear? Does the exchange rate come out right?

 

[Dennis]

John...congratulations...you are finally....(almost) Canadian!!! Sedan....I will do my best for a piano at the next CR....in full digital video...

 

[Marky Mark]

Here ya go, just send me your address and I will get one out to you ASAP.

 

[John in MA]

Why is it all the ones I've owned had three "L"s?

 

[dbabcock]

Marky,
Rolexes are big, gaudy, don't keep time very well and are in general passe. Do you think you could see your way clear to send me one of these when I hit 2K?

 

[Greg Carberry]

Well congrats John! The piano LOL! You know your gonna cut it one of these days.