This is an Outrage!

[Dennis]

If i have ever seen an outrage its John Lambert in his underwear...sheesh...Llamabert....you are definitely in the dungeon when you come out...

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hey Dennis thanks for bringing up my old post. Remember Roger as in rbtree, well I am proud that I sold him a couple of my saws.
He has the best of two worlds. Thanks everyone out there.
John

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi there, Rotax Robert posed for a picture in Clearwater, so I thought I would share it with my friends.
John

 

[sedanman]

I could have lived a long and happy life without seeing that!

 

[che]

Nice boots, John.

Che

 

[rbtree]

Hey!!

The next time I see those saws, it better be underneath the bubblewrap!!!


Just say no to cowboys....'specially wannabee canukian ones....


Anybody like big butts, well here's one for ya.....

 

[eyolf]

What is this fascination we have with cowboys...Cow ranching is in the prairies, where you don't need chain saws. Chain saws are used in the woods, where cattle ranching don't pay as good, cause cows don't get fat on brush and leaves.

So why not a pair of caulk boots, a pair of many-times-patched wool pants, and a hickory-stripe shirt, with a greasy knit stocking cap?

 

[Dennis]

I am just going to leave that alone....

-cant sleep, clowns will eat me...cant sleep, clowns will eat me...

 

[Kevin]

Direct from the Treemans Dictionary ...

Cowboy (A Hazard) An unethical tree butcher with no morals, little equipment who knocks on doors for work. Safety and image is not a
concern to the cowboy.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi there, I will never give out my password again. Greffard went and posted that picture. lol.
The picture was taken when I was apprehended for felling timber in a bush on a nearby nudest colony. I spent 10 days in jail for timber trespass.
John

 

[Kevin]

John, that was you?

I thought that was the village idiot!

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Keven, yes I was the village idiot, as part of my probation I had to parade thru town. I felt like inspector Clueso.
John

 

[Kevin]

We need a caption for that, I`d rather go naked than ...

 

[mryb]

John,
Damm you're cute for a crazy Canadian creep! Here I have been sleeping with chainsaws & women all this time. Where have you been all my life?
Two questions:
1) Are those your real legs or artificial ones?
2)What is the rope for laying on the floor? Or is that going to be one of those answers with more information than we need to know?

Robyn's future kids DaD....Rick

Creep on Loggin'

 

[Rotax Robert]

Ok, I am settin the record straight....1... Only lambert would use a saw that small to cover himself........2...The fasination of cowboys and the Treeless midwest is due to the fact that a westcoast logger went thru there at some point in history.....3...Which reminds me of the time when my great grandfather logged the Sahara Rain Forest (Now Sahara Desert) nuf said?

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Rick, that was an electrical cord for the 12 volt chainsaw at clips onto a vehicle battery, It has a bosch motor in it and cuts pretty fast, will even beat any Hotsaws by Den. Robyn has been asking about you and wondering when you are going to fullfil your matrimonial obligations and/or come up with some kind of support arrangement. She's in her second trimester and is getting somewhat worried.
John

 

[dbabcock]

Out of modesty, I'm sure, John's bio on the Yukon John website omits a few details about what he did before he became a lumberjack. Here's one of John when he was a "young MAN" in a once-popular musical group....

 

[Dave]

Ick.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Doug, ya, I remember those days when I was with the " Village People", now we are known as the " Village Idiots". Greffard dared me to post that picture, saying he would pay my airfare return to Clearwater, than when I did he just laughed at me.
I think we should boycot the revival, or at least buck holes in the walls of his house with a big Mall Geardrive saw!
Anyway, here's a picture of Greffard outside his shop. I told ya he was strange.
John

 

[dbabcock]

John,
Actually, I heard that the original idea for the "People" was by Denise himself. Your picture of him may be somewhat outdated. Just this week, I had to go to SF on business and stopped by the ole Saw Shop and did some shots with the RB67 medium format and Hensel monolights. Conclusion: Our "man" has many faces...