Brush Ape
The Port Authority
... power tools/toys/equipment are the measure of a man.
I been using a ruler.
... power tools/toys/equipment are the measure of a man.
That was interesting, insightful and painful all at the same time, with a good ending. Very good read!I prefer hand filing and recommend it for most people. But let me illustrate that a power sharpener might be the best choice for some.
I love my father but he and I were not cut from the same cloth. What he lacks in mechanical ability he makes up for in dogged stubbornness. Some years ago he and I met at the BIL's place to turn a pile of log length into cut, split, -n- stacked. He arrived with a newly purchased Rancher 455 and every accessory, carry case, and doodad the salesman said he'd ever need. I showed up with my little yellow 37cc Poulan Pro and all my saw tools in an old car parts tote. With his new saw, Dad managed to cut about 10 pieces of wood that day, all of them within a short time of re-starting the saw with a sharp chain. After multiple times re-sharpening then watching him hitting stones, rocks, the gravel in the drive, dirt, etcetera I gave up on on his chain and suggested he drive the 20 minutes to the store and buy a new chain. At least I'd get 40 minutes of uninterrupted cutting. He decided it was worth the trip as the salesman never told him the chain supplied with the saw wouldn't hold a cutting edge and he could chew the guy out. When the second chain "failed" as quickly as the first he decided he was going to force it to cut and proceeded to burn up a bar. I let him go on leaning on the saw and getting no results until I saw him breaking out tools. He'd convinced himself the bar and chain failed because the automatic oiler wasn't working and was going to tear it apart to figure out what was wrong. So I sent him down for another bar and he came back with a bar/chain combination and the new conviction that chain and bars are all junk which is the only reason they'd sell them in a combination pack. I took his saw and used it until my back hurt to demonstrate that he had a good chain and bar, then told him to only cut clean logs and never to cut near the ground which he did for a short time before sinking the bar into hardpack again. During this time I tried over and over to show him how to sharpen chain, how to recognize a dull chain, how to operate the file and use the previously pictured guide, how much damage stones and dirt will do to a sharp chain... all with little success and a high degree of frustration on my part.
So when my father told me this past summer that he'd bought a little $19 drill powered electric sharpener and it seemed to keep his chains sharp, I said I thought it was a good idea. And when he said he'd try to find one for me because they worked much better than the hand files I carried, I didn't even argue the point. I figure that any gadget he carries which keeps him busy is going to improve the life of the chain. And if he buys one for me, why, I'll make sure it's always available whenever we meet to cut wood, just in case his doesn't seem to be getting the job done.
I would not hesitate to recommend one to anyone who might spend a day cutting with my father.
I prefer hand filing and recommend it for most people. But let me illustrate that a power sharpener might be the best choice for some.
I love my father but he and I were not cut from the same cloth. What he lacks in mechanical ability he makes up for in dogged stubbornness. Some years ago he and I met at the BIL's place to turn a pile of log length into cut, split, -n- stacked. He arrived with a newly purchased Rancher 455 and every accessory, carry case, and doodad the salesman said he'd ever need. I showed up with my little yellow 37cc Poulan Pro and all my saw tools in an old car parts tote. With his new saw, Dad managed to cut about 10 pieces of wood that day, all of them within a short time of re-starting the saw with a sharp chain. After multiple times re-sharpening then watching him hitting stones, rocks, the gravel in the drive, dirt, etcetera I gave up on on his chain and suggested he drive the 20 minutes to the store and buy a new chain. At least I'd get 40 minutes of uninterrupted cutting. He decided it was worth the trip as the salesman never told him the chain supplied with the saw wouldn't hold a cutting edge and he could chew the guy out. When the second chain "failed" as quickly as the first he decided he was going to force it to cut and proceeded to burn up a bar. I let him go on leaning on the saw and getting no results until I saw him breaking out tools. He'd convinced himself the bar and chain failed because the automatic oiler wasn't working and was going to tear it apart to figure out what was wrong. So I sent him down for another bar and he came back with a bar/chain combination and the new conviction that chain and bars are all junk which is the only reason they'd sell them in a combination pack. I took his saw and used it until my back hurt to demonstrate that he had a good chain and bar, then told him to only cut clean logs and never to cut near the ground which he did for a short time before sinking the bar into hardpack again. During this time I tried over and over to show him how to sharpen chain, how to recognize a dull chain, how to operate the file and use the previously pictured guide, how much damage stones and dirt will do to a sharp chain... all with little success and a high degree of frustration on my part.
So when my father told me this past summer that he'd bought a little $19 drill powered electric sharpener and it seemed to keep his chains sharp, I said I thought it was a good idea. And when he said he'd try to find one for me because they worked much better than the hand files I carried, I didn't even argue the point. I figure that any gadget he carries which keeps him busy is going to improve the life of the chain. And if he buys one for me, why, I'll make sure it's always available whenever we meet to cut wood, just in case his doesn't seem to be getting the job done.
I would not hesitate to recommend one to anyone who might spend a day cutting with my father.
?? then you either don't cut much wood or you are the best danged chainsaw/wood cutter there ever wazzzzzz???? ! HECK, I have a chain that has never been sharpened! as a matter of fact I don't remember ever taking it out of the box?? lol
Is anyone else tired of dull chainsaw chains and hand filing them sharp? I am.
I have a whole box of sharpening gadgets, but all that ever gets used is a wood handle with a file it.
Too damn funny... my once-used sharpening gadgets ain't in a box, they're in a drawer‼
The one down side to a grinder is you ultimately shorten the useful life of the chain by removing more material than necessary with each sharpening. It hard too put a quick edge on a marginally dull chain without taking a fair bite on the tooth.
Everybody is different... I don't like to swap chains, I always just touch up (file) a chain every couple tanks. Chain is either worn out, or in very bad shape before I change it...
I haven't seen the ape in weeks...My thoughts exactly. Additional exception for "rocked". I might swap chain and clean & flip bar at home. Don't feed ape-spit trolls.