Falling wedges. What's good, what's not, and why?

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No unicorn horn, what we need is some 48" long purple wedges to get the maximum lift on those sloping back cuts. Magnesium wedges are good in cold weather. I stick them up my hiney and light them with a propane torch to keep my azz warm. When I bend over to buck a log it looks like I've got a lit sprinkler shooting out, you should see it when I pass gas when I got it lit, yep they magnesium wedges are the ****.
PNW "Hollywood" HBRN take us some pic of all your wedges, we might learn something.
 
No, NO

You take da lime and da coconut and mix dem bote togeder. . . Ya take da lime and da coconut and mix dem bote up.

It relieves bellyachin'!! :rolleyes2:

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Here's what Im listenin to, well my right mouse button is broken so no cut & paste. Alan Jackson "drive" is the song. been all afternoon/night/morning drinking, it's 5:30, I'm getting ready to un-cork a bottle of cheap white wine and maybe have a few 4 chill pills and plot on who is willing to rise up and wet some lines on this beautiful Sunday morning. Make some conversation in the lonely logger saloon, fry up some home made bologna & fix a pan of corn rolls, slice the ripest mader I got, little mustard, little salad dressing, little salt & pepper, 2 beet pickled eggs and my beverage of choice.

Aaa, Good morning America how are ya? Hope everyone high balls through the day. I know I'm ready, haha just got nothing to do here on vacation:msp_mad:. .
 
Another question for an expert.

How come multicolored wedges aren't in the stores. Or character ones, like Hello Kitty? Sensitive fallers could use rainbow colored wedges. If you were in a foul mood, perhaps a gray colored wedge?

put me down for some Fraggle Rock wedges and also a couple Country Bears
 
Here's what Im listenin to, well my right mouse button is broken so no cut & paste. Alan Jackson "drive" is the song. been all afternoon/night/morning drinking, it's 5:30, I'm getting ready to un-cork a bottle of cheap white wine and maybe have a few 4 chill pills and plot on who is willing to rise up and wet some lines on this beautiful Sunday morning. Make some conversation in the lonely logger saloon, fry up some home made bologna & fix a pan of corn rolls, slice the ripest mader I got, little mustard, little salad dressing, little salt & pepper, 2 beet pickled eggs and my beverage of choice.

Aaa, Good morning America how are ya? Hope everyone high balls through the day. I know I'm ready, haha just got nothing to do here on vacation:msp_mad:. .

Home made bologna?! We must know more.
 
Just for fun, many many years ago, I tried chopping out the face of a tree I wanted to cut for firewood. It was a cedar, about thirty inches DBH. Gave me a whole new appreciation for my ancestors that used to do the same thing with old growth redwood.

And, I gotta tell you...that was one ugly face cut. Kinda looked like it had been worked over by drunken beavers.

No kidding! What those guys did back in the day with the size of the timber they had was simply amazing!
 
No kidding! What those guys did back in the day with the size of the timber they had was simply amazing!

Yup. My grandfather and his brother were fallers back in those days. We have pictures of them up on scaffolds and springboards chopping out the face on old growth redwoods. Grandfather could always find a falling job because he could swing an axe from either side equally well. Try chopping left handed sometime. I did and it was truly ugly.

My grandfather said that falling them was really the easiest part of the job in the redwoods. Bucking, skidding, and loading those monsters were the real challenges. That fine old tree wasn't worth a nickle 'til you got it to the mill. Some things never change, eh?

When he started logging the teams of oxen were slowly being replaced by steam power and he said that ground lead steam donkeys were what really made production possible. A lot of the machinery they used was custom built for the task at hand. That old rusty iron we see in museums and magazines was state of the art stuff then and those boys thought they were on top of the world. Look at all the old pictures of the crew posed with the machinery and look at the fierce pride on their faces.

He lived long enough to see steam replaced by diesel and the axes and misery whips giving way to chainsaws. He thought chainsaws were pure genius. His only real negative comment about the progress in logging was that the woods were a lot quieter place when they still skidded with oxen.

Just before he died I took him to the woods with me to watch a special sight. We were logging a five mile long canyon, steep on both sides but gradual grade on each end. Nice wood, big pine and fir, ten sets of fallers, quite a few three log loads. The bottom was being cat logged, the ends each had a yarder set up, and a Sikorsky Skycrane was doing the sides. You could drive around the rim or stand in one spot just above that canyon and see every kind of logging there was. He stood there for a long time, not saying anything, and watched all that logging going on. Finally he said "Its just a little busy for my tastes but those boys sure move the wood".
We lost him about a month later but he mentioned several times about that trip to the woods. And he remembered everything he saw.
 
Try chopping left handed sometime. I did and it was truly ugly.

I had an interesting epiphany in high school. I used to be on both the tennis and baseball varsity teams. One day I was on a tennis court when I realized I was hitting a ball with my backhand fairly well and thought "Why not try it with a baseball bat?". No, I didn't bring my Louisville Slugger to the court - Next time up at bat, I switch hit and found out I was just as good from either side. I thought to myself, "Wow, tennis was good for something!" ;) Anywho, it also translated to the axe and about everything else.
 
One day I was on a tennis court when I realized I was hitting a ball with my backhand fairly well and thought "Why not try it with a baseball bat?".

You and Happy Gilmore!

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A long time ago when the Earth was green . . .

Unicorn wedges and friends (for when Mr. Fiskars is not enough). Hey! I do have blue wedges!

Both of the 'wood grenades' are Oregon brand. One is steel and one is aluminum.

Philbert

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Yup. My grandfather and his brother were fallers back in those days. We have pictures of them up on scaffolds and springboards chopping out the face on old growth redwoods. Grandfather could always find a falling job because he could swing an axe from either side equally well. Try chopping left handed sometime. I did and it was truly ugly.

My grandfather said that falling them was really the easiest part of the job in the redwoods. Bucking, skidding, and loading those monsters were the real challenges. That fine old tree wasn't worth a nickle 'til you got it to the mill. Some things never change, eh?

When he started logging the teams of oxen were slowly being replaced by steam power and he said that ground lead steam donkeys were what really made production possible. A lot of the machinery they used was custom built for the task at hand. That old rusty iron we see in museums and magazines was state of the art stuff then and those boys thought they were on top of the world. Look at all the old pictures of the crew posed with the machinery and look at the fierce pride on their faces.

He lived long enough to see steam replaced by diesel and the axes and misery whips giving way to chainsaws. He thought chainsaws were pure genius. His only real negative comment about the progress in logging was that the woods were a lot quieter place when they still skidded with oxen.

Just before he died I took him to the woods with me to watch a special sight. We were logging a five mile long canyon, steep on both sides but gradual grade on each end. Nice wood, big pine and fir, ten sets of fallers, quite a few three log loads. The bottom was being cat logged, the ends each had a yarder set up, and a Sikorsky Skycrane was doing the sides. You could drive around the rim or stand in one spot just above that canyon and see every kind of logging there was. He stood there for a long time, not saying anything, and watched all that logging going on. Finally he said "Its just a little busy for my tastes but those boys sure move the wood".
We lost him about a month later but he mentioned several times about that trip to the woods. And he remembered everything he saw.

This has got to be one of the best posts I've ever read. Thanks!
 
I don't make it, but it is made by the folks that run the country store where I get my pickled eggs at. That is one thing I always miss about the PNW, all that delicious southern food!!

There a few good markets around here. Corralitos Market in Corralitos and Roy's Swiss Sausage Company in Greenfield stand out. I can't even remember the name of the local meat market. Ahh...more to follow.
 
I kinda forgot this thread was about wedges

here's a heavily customized K&H that looked damn near new before today, notice the weight reducing streamline cut and advanced lift mushroom head


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