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It's a go for the race at my Stihl/Husky dealer, lots of room to park and there will be quite a few spectators as well and I am trolling for as many local woodticks as I can find who may want to enter. We have at least two log stands so if anyone has an extra one, it's ok to bring it along. My place is only 45 minutes from Niagra Falls N.Y.
John
 
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Onething I think I should tell you MB, we have SNOW, so you may need to bring yout peter heater
 
I had a guy come into the strip club once, while I was bartending on a slow afternoon... just a couple a customers. He cozied up to the bar, ordered a beer, and we made small talk. He was a regular guy, blue jeans... tee shirt... nothing out of the ordinary. I found out he worked in some type of construction. Anyhow, after awhile he asked if the owner was in. I said no, but he was on his way. When I asked him what he wanted with the owner, he told me he moonlighted as a stripper, and he had been asked by the owner to do a 'lil show at his place.
Come to find out, it was the owner's girlfriends birthday, and the stripper was his present to her. I said sheet! We've never had a male stripper in here before. Sure enough, the owner came in with his girlfriend (and her girlfriends), and the owner told me to give him $100.
The dude made some easy money, that afternoon. In his street clothes, he just went up to the stage, and started dancing. The 1/2 dozen or so girls gathered around the stage, and proceeded to go freaking nuts when he started stripping. He danced for maybe 4 or 5 songs, with the ladys stuffing bills in his g-string, and that was it. Maybe 20 minutes work.

I shoulda been a stripper. :(
 
Originally posted by MasterBlaster


I shoulda been a stripper. :(

It ain't too late is it? Or would that be changing the rules in the middle of the game?...Rick/Saw ****
 
UHHHH.........maybe if there are a few wives up there you could wonder off somewhere in the wilderness and give them a preview of what your capable of..............just be sure to stay out of eyesight while the rest of us strip the edge off of our goodest woodschains.............doing the rockmaple boogie..........CB
 
Looks like the turn out will be good.

Dont forget the Password at the border, Gypo.

Thanks
Jerod
 
Nice try Hunter! I`ve heard that even the most muted utterance of the word Gypo will result in a prompt body cavity search, and why wouldn`t it?

Russ
 
Originally posted by macman101a
Is that why Gypo has such a big smile when he crosses the border:D :p

It`s been reported that he keeps going back and forth at the border trying to decide which side he likes best. :D

Russ
 
It's gonna be a good time for sure and I hope there are some surprise visitors, I'm gonna get all the girls there that I can.
I think Ed is gonna sneak in NB Logger I hope.
Don't care who wins, just have a good time. The Stihl rep should be there, but not sure yet. Lots of woodticks and the cleaning wench and Corrine the small engines manager.
It would be a blast if Meat Loaf could attend. Hey Mike, don't let your meat loaf. LOL
Hey, don't say it too loud, but 088's can be had here for cheap, maybe 950 U.S., but don't qoute me, but close to that, so put your order in early. I'm speaking out of turn on behalf of my Stihl dealer, so don't be whining and crying because they are so expensive in the U.S.EH! And don't squeal to Stihl on me.
Gotta get back to Chris, he wants to kick everybodys arse and I hope he does.
John
 
JOhn,
SOme of us need directions to your place. Could you post them to the Stihl dealership for saturday and PM me with the others so Wade and I dont get lost. LOL I can see it now, 2 rednecks from Ohio lost in the great white north mumbling Gypo, where for art thou gypo.
Thanks
Hunter
 
Chris,
Negative on the singing. I cant even whistle.

Heard you are brining the infamous 021 stroker.

Jerod
 

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