the all aussie dribble thread!

[chippy]

once seen cannot be unseen aaggh

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lol, I knew that was going to happen, this first clip was horrendous and my pants were actually falling off, but you could see my face in the video so we didn't think it would be a good idea to post that, especially knowing the likes of you derwoodii

 

[Creeker]

My eyes went into involuntary instinctive shut down when that came up, must be trying to attract a " partner", it'll be legal soon. lol

PS..Asked an Irish mate what he thought of it being legal in his homeland, he said "As long as it's not compulsory I couldn't give *u*k"

PPS..Do not post "first clip was horrendous and my pants were actually falling off" pleeaassse !

PPPS.. Maybe you orta drink chippy, might hit in the same place twice

 

[Rudolf73]

Tested out the new Hart log splitter today on some 3 week old stringy bark. ...tough going but it did a great job

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You remind me a bit of this bloke Chippy

 

[chippy]

You remind me a bit of this bloke Chippy

Thanks Rudolph

That blokes a hard worker so I'll take that as a compliment. If it were me though, I'd be carrying those logs on my shoulder as it's not as bad for your back and I could up em easy 15% in size...

 

[scallywag]

first clip was horrendous and my pants were actually falling off,

Butt cracks in your avatar, butt cracks in your clips, are we building up to something ?

 

[scallywag]

I'd park the truck down hill of the wood, stuff carting wood up hill!

 

[chippy]

My eyes went into involuntary instinctive shut down when that came up, must be trying to attract a " partner", it'll be legal soon. lol

PS..Asked an Irish mate what he thought of it being legal in his homeland, he said "As long as it's not compulsory I couldn't give *u*k"

PPS..Do not post "first clip was horrendous and my pants were actually falling off" pleeaassse !

PPPS.. Maybe you orta drink chippy, might hit in the same place twice

If you turn the volume up you will hear my partner talking....and I am not in the market for another.

If I drank I'd probably get angry with the logs, abuse them, make a cvnt of myself, fall over and hurt myself.....then wonder who drank all my beer. This would go on ad-infinitum.

 

[deye223]

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

 

[lumberjackau]

dark of the moon on the sixth of June in a Kenworth pullin' logs,,, well it was 40 years ago





i had this tune in ma head all day to relive the boredom and days discomfort

I reckon this song was about NimBin, just a hunch though

 

[Creeker]

If I drank I'd probably get angry with the logs, abuse them, make a cvnt of myself, fall over and hurt myself.....then wonder who drank all my beer. This would go on ad-infinitum.

You been listening to me at the wood heap ??

 

[Creeker]

911 Emergency Call Center ....

A 911 Emergency Call Center worker has been fired in
Toronto, Ontario, much to the dismay of her colleagues,
who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating,

"I am depressed and lying on a railway line
so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."

To which the call center employee replied,

"Remain calm and stay on the line."

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi fellas, it's John the woodtick. Do you guys like Nickelback?

 

[chippy]

After owning this saw for a week now I can report it's performing like a champ......

Next step will be the unbox in that should test this saw to the extreme.

 

[scallywag]

We have a White box tree (Euc albens) at our place and it's flowering for the first time in eight years, its quite literally covered with flowers.
These White box are uncommon here and are always referred to incorrectly as Grey box.

 

[Creeker]

Please remain fully clothed for this next step !

(Might buy one if they keep getting reviews this good, thanks mate )

Stihl is on the way out. long live the OZITO...............

 

[KiwiBro]

After owning this saw for a week now I can report it's performing like a champ......View attachment 429136

Next step will be the unbox in that should test this saw to the extreme.

Will you be porting the box, timing the extraction and uploading a video of the ported box?

 

[tdi-rick]

We have a White box tree (Euc albens) at our place and it's flowering for the first time in eight years, its quite literally covered with flowers.
These White box are uncommon here and are always referred to incorrectly as Grey box.
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It's the reverse here, all White and Yellow Box, Grey Box and Red Box aren't as common.

They do put on a show.
Where I used to live there was a huge old one right outside the bedroom window and it flowered heavily every season.
It was my go to source for kindling.
The ex is enjoying it now......
One year the Flying Foxes descended on it en mass, God they're noisy !

 

[tdi-rick]

On a side note, any 4x4 nutters on here? I broke (again) the sway bar mount on the front of a 79 series and I swear it's nicer to drive.

Pulled the anti roll bars off the Defender years ago.

More body roll but I couldn't give a rat's, it's only really noticeable in sudden left-right transitions, but obviously better off road.

110's mostly don't have them, all 130's do, well, most 130's do [emoji1]

I do need castor correction, but it still drives straight.
One day I'll slot the swivel ball bolt holes and give it a few extra degrees of castor. Won't use castor correction bushes.

 

[weedkilla]

Pulled the anti roll bars off the Defender years ago.

More body roll but I couldn't give a rat's, it's only really noticeable in sudden left-right transitions, but obviously better off road.

110's mostly don't have them, all 130's do, well, most 130's do [emoji1]

I do need castor correction, but it still drives straight.
One day I'll slot the swivel ball bolt holes and give it a few extra degrees of castor. Won't use castor correction bushes.

There is no such thing as a "sudden left-right transition" in one of these overloaded pigs. Especially with 3/4 of a tank of water.
Next rainy day I think I'll have a play with the jack and try and sort out some sort of travel limiting straps. If I can stop it from ripping the shock mounts at full droop I'll dump the sway bar.
As it sits now the sway bar mounts are easier to fix than the shock mounts....

 

[chippy]

Pulled the anti roll bars off the Defender years ago.

More body roll but I couldn't give a rat's, it's only really noticeable in sudden left-right transitions, but obviously better off road.

110's mostly don't have them, all 130's do, well, most 130's do [emoji1]

I do need castor correction, but it still drives straight.
One day I'll slot the swivel ball bolt holes and give it a few extra degrees of castor. Won't use castor correction bushes.

The adjustable bushes I have have cams on them that allows for precise location and they can't move once tightened up.

If you slot it, won't you lose the metal sleeve insert in the bush and then have to shim out the slot to stop any movement? Will it weaken the bush? Not sure how you'd get that to work.