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Got this today as an email :D

A WOMAN'S LIFE IN 3 PICTURES...


SINGLE

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MARRIED

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DIVORCED

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A MAN'S LIFE IN 3 PICTURES...


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took a fall or sumthin kinda like one in tree removal today

Dismantling a crotchy old multi trunked more dead than alive gum for the bro in law, twas over home roof fence you know one with the lot tricky only 40 plus foot but dozens slender dead sucker limb no perches to get on so spurs flip line into dead wood is tiresome. All sections needing handling anchor and puller rope to get down. My best TIP was a 30 foot up a dead fork. To my surprise that bit went mostly well so feelin happy I took a short cut risk to haul over the last head it had to go north but was leaning south head roped torque it up with two blokes on the ground side pulling I climbed into forks to scarf it up and said to my dumb self, dont need no flip line to secure me here, I want to get outta the way fast if it goes south.
My scaf effort above me head was terrible I got frustrated that it was not working out and worrying about this let my supporting foot slip,,, oh oh ops I,m going down over saw in hand that awful feeling of this is gonna hurt at the stop. Ended upside down running saw in ma crotch legs above me jammed in the forks lookin like a fool, damage my pride and a good bruise to my butt cheek. this was the biggest fall or chance to harm to myself in years it really woke me up I,m getting old not so fit n fast and feel needed for the tree & climb is getting end of useful life
lesson tie in even when ya think yer cannot go far tie in.

ah just got the pictures back from the chemist

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aww gift hint bro in law needs a better camera.
 
I remember selling a few of those in the late seventies and early eighties but they stopped sales i believed they banned them although a clever person could always make his own
on the ones we sold you had to remove the wheel and bolt it too the hub
 
I remember selling a few of those in the late seventies and early eighties but they stopped sales i believed they banned them although a clever person could always make his own on the ones we sold you had to remove the wheel and bolt it too the hub

Gee I wonder why they banned them :)
 
Check out some of these idiots...

For your firewood - OKA 4WD . com

There are a few videos to look at.

Well theres a whole range of seriouse accidents waiting to happen with this tool.
I would like to see these fools try that with a piece of grey box or spiral grain iron bark ect.
Makes a simple block buster seem a very wise and safe choice of block splitter
 
Rednecks aye... Darwins theory is supposed to keep the numbers down but OH&S screwed that up...

OHS is all about keeping stupid people in the shallow end of the gene pool. I guess keeping them there is better than letting them get creamed, as then you have to pay compo. Before you know it the redneck relatives replace it with another redneck, as the govt gives them money to do it. End result, more rednecks

As I have said before, the baby bonus has done little to improve the average IQ of this country.

Graham
 
Yeah it has been a bit. Tired of dealing with stupid people at times.

Stress: The minds ability to overcome the body's desire to choke the living crap out of someone who really needs it.

Graham
 
well seems like ill be getting alot more used to the smell of 2 stroke, after visiting silohette karts for a mates birthday last month the damn speed bug bit, so today i went and brought this. its an ax9 with prd fireball 125. no plans to race just social fun
 
well seems like ill be getting alot more used to the smell of 2 stroke, after visiting silohette karts for a mates birthday last month the damn speed bug bit, so today i went and brought this. its an ax9 with prd fireball 125. no plans to race just social fun

yep thats cool it's still cad only cart not chainsaw addiction disorder haha
i can see ya with a full blown rotax cart soon
 
well seems like ill be getting alot more used to the smell of 2 stroke, after visiting silohette karts for a mates birthday last month the damn speed bug bit, so today i went and brought this. its an ax9 with prd fireball 125. no plans to race just social fun

Have ya ported it yet? :msp_biggrin:
 
no not ported, have only driven it up and down the street 500 odd meters today before parting with the cash. hanging for saty and a chance to open it up
 
Well got me hilux going again so me young bloke and me self went out tonight to do some culling and remove
some vermin as well , shot this one and thought you might be interested as it ain't got no tail
(one of them greenys must have taken it while it was aseep when the $10 bucks was up for grabs haha)
thouhgt i better blot out where the head used to be as there ain't much left after a 65g vmax at 3800 FPS
hit the noggin cheers


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