the all aussie dribble thread!

[derwoodii]

Dog nuts. You suck 'em.

These are the sort of comments Al that you really need to keep to yourself while others are working...

Sos MCW and all but from me some time out too so ,,, where are my golf clubs, no truly their gone last time i used em was hmm 1993 again about the time of nappies and babies, oh yeah howz it going there MCW.. Anyhoo i been asked to play in a charity golf comp, yup dinks me. So where me clubs dear wife,,
i looked up in the house roof the garage, shed under house the old cupboard by the back door nup gone. Last nite twas off to the drivin range for some swingin time a bucket o ball and the chap threw me some irons,,, smak joy, I still can hit em, smak joy seems even easier 20 years on,, whack thunk opsy its just been luck so far.
I spyed a second hand fairway 3 wood all shinney and sweet its $50 clams but I got to try these fangle things, nice bloke take pity lets me have it for $40 so ball up and swing smak it goes straight about 200 yards into the darkness past the range lights,,, FNHell this new gear is amazing, the sweet spots as big as yer hand. So its off tomorrow too bash some balls around after I get $1800 bucks of pre fab trusses delivered for me soon to be double car port as me kids will getting car next few years.. when the golfs over I put the whizz 3 wood up for charity fund $ sale.

 

[derwoodii]

No I meant 1 vote for each

ohhh thumbs rule book, huh look no rules ok that'll do Ms November got 2 my gal leaps ahead it must be them forest green chaps.

 

[MCW]

Sos MCW and all but from me some time out too so ,,, where are my golf clubs, no truly their gone last time i used em was hmm 1993 again about the time of nappies and babies, oh yeah howz it going there MCW.. Anyhoo i been asked to play in a charity golf comp, yup dinks me. So where me clubs dear wife,,
i looked up in the house roof the garage, shed under house the old cupboard by the back door nup gone. Last nite twas off to the drivin range for some swingin time a bucket o ball and the chap threw me some irons,,, smak joy, I still can hit em, smak joy seems even easier 20 years on,, whack thunk opsy its just been luck so far.
I spyed a second hand fairway 3 wood all shinney and sweet its $50 clams but I got to try these fangle things, nice bloke take pity lets me have it for $40 so ball up and swing smak it goes straight about 200 yards into the darkness past the range lights,,, FNHell this new gear is amazing, the sweet spots as big as yer hand. So its off tomorrow too bash some balls around after I get $1800 bucks of pre fab trusses delivered for me soon to be double car port as me kids will getting car next few years.. when the golfs over I put the whizz 3 wood up for charity fund $ sale.

Yep the new gear is pretty forgiving but funny thing is that I was on a 9 handicap with an old 330cc Srixon XXIO driver and am still on a 9 handicap with a newer Nike 470cc square headed SUMO driver. I also went from an old set of Cobra cast irons to a set of Mizuno MP30 forged irons and they didn't drop my handicap either so I switched from Rifle 6.0 shafts to Project X 5.5 shafts - no change. I then went from a Wilson fat shaft putter to a 2 ball Odyssey and that didn't change my handicap. Now I have $3500 worth of gear and I'm not actually playing any better than I was with $500 bucks worth!

 

[AUSSIE1]

You heartless, heartless, bastard...

I hope you get really bad forearm pump, get itchy nuts, and your arms are unable to scratch them

Matt, my bike is well prepared with even a scratcher for all things itchy. I'll get a video if you like?

Stay safe Al and watch out for those gypsies!

Thanks Rudi .....and the goats, sheep, emu's, coons, I mean cones etc.

Yeah well things have gone way too quiet work wise, so I may be making some room in the shed and working on some saws that are sitting around here!

 

[tdi-rick]

Jumping on the bike tomorrow heading north/west to arrive in Broken Hill/Silverton on Saturday.

The things ya gotta do! :msp_rolleyes:

The reason I made the comment cause others were working! :msp_razz:

I'll keep ya's posted!

Matt, my bike is well prepared with even a scratcher for all things itchy. I'll get a video if you like?



Thanks Rudi .....and the goats, sheep, emu's, coons, I mean cones etc.

Yeah well things have gone way too quiet work wise, so I may be making some room in the shed and working on some saws that are sitting around here!

Good on you Al, sounds like a most excellent plan !

After my little break six weeks ago I'm off for a week again in a couple of weeks.

Plan to do a little yoga, a little surfing and hang out with the hippy's again up around Byron.
It'll probably be the last time I get to stay at the S/BIL's place too, things aren't so good on the land these days growing macadamias and citrus :msp_sad:

Hopefully I'll have time to pop in and say G'day to Uncle Neil on the way past too.

 

[ausneil 1]

Hopefully I'll have time to pop in and say G'day to Uncle Neil on the way past too.

Sounds like a plan, rick.
I've got this big 090 saw here, its way too heavy and hard to start, maybe you can get it going for me and give it a run. :msp_sneaky:

 

[tdi-rick]

Sounds like a plan, rick.
I've got this 090 saw here, its too heavy and hard to start, maybe you can get it going for me and give it a run. :msp_sneaky:

 

[Rudolf73]

Just put your knee into it and get a good a grip on that starter handle :msp_wink:


Oh and make sure you get the camera out! :msp_biggrin:

 

[lumberjackau]

Just put your knee into it and get a good a grip on that starter handle :msp_wink:


Oh and make sure you get the camera out! :msp_biggrin:

VIDS! We need vids :nailbiting:

 

[tdi-rick]

VIDS! We need vids :nailbiting:

We'll all have to share the prizes when it wins on Funniest Home Video's

 

[MCW]

Matt, my bike is well prepared with even a scratcher for all things itchy. I'll get a video if you like?

Please do Al and do your wheel nuts up too. Don't want those cones walking off with your treads.

things aren't so good on the land these days growing macadamias and citrus :msp_sad:

Ditto on the citrus. Apart from easy peel Mandarins such as Imperials or Afourers the whole industry is a basket case.

Sounds like a plan, rick.
I've got this big 090 saw here, its way too heavy and hard to start, maybe you can get it going for me and give it a run. :msp_sneaky:

I know who you need to start it Neil

Will...

 

[tdi-rick]

[snip]
Ditto on the citrus. Apart from easy peel Mandarins such as Imperials or Afourers the whole industry is a basket case.

Yep.
Ausie Navels are $1/kg ATM in Woolies. What the frig were growers getting ?

I know who you need to start it Neil

Will...

All I can say is that lucky it isn't a big ol Mc, none of us would stand a chance.......... :monkey:

 

[lumberjackau]

If it was a mac I would definatly need one of the go-cart starter setups, maybe a kick starter on the 090 :tongue2:

 

[MCW]

Yep.
Ausie Navels are $1/kg ATM in Woolies. What the frig were growers getting ?

$140 a tonne or less. Less than the cost of production. It costs a grower $80-85/tonne just to pick it.

 

[Rudolf73]

The 090 is one easy saw to start if anything better than an 660 to start no need to talk it up ,they are one easy saw to start:msp_confused:.. But i will say if you try and are little shy and only do a half ass pull it will pull your fingers off! hahaha.... Even my 2 stroke mower's are 160cc (Victa) and pull start?

Yeah the decomp on an 090 is pretty effective.

 

[tdi-rick]

The 090 is one easy saw to start if anything better than an 660 to start no need to talk it up ,they are one easy saw to start:msp_confused:.. But i will say if you try and are little shy and only do a half ass pull it will pull your fingers off! hahaha.... Even my 2 stroke mower's are 160cc (Victa) and pull start?

Mate, it's all tongue in cheek

 

[ausneil 1]

The 090 is one easy saw to start if anything better than an 660 to start no need to talk it up ,they are one easy saw to start:msp_confused:.. But i will say if you try and are little shy and only do a half ass pull it will pull your fingers off! hahaha.... Even my 2 stroke mower's are 160cc (Victa) and pull start?

Well perhaps i just don't have the experience or muscle to do it right. The thought of that ferociouse snap back.




Sit back rogue60 and enjoy the thread, the penny will drop soon enough.

 

[ausneil 1]

Decomp not even needed..... cant say ive ever used a decomp on a 090, just give it a fast pull, really its that easy...

This is one of the saws in question mate.

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[ausneil 1]

All I can say is that lucky it isn't a big ol Mc, none of us would stand a chance.......... :monkey:

It takes a special breed of man to handle those things.:msp_thumbup:

 

[MCW]

I did not mean to up set anyone..was just saying the 090 is an easy saw to start. If that up set's people sorry is all i can say, its true call me a liar? ..No need to talk in code, I dont get what you are saying?. The 090 is a easy saw to start the end and words like experience and ferociouse come into it and none of are my words :msp_confused: well its all good as long as the old 090 lives on in fact not fiction i guess.....:msp_thumbup:

PM sent mate