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Wife being romantic, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. Love you."

Husband replied:

"I am in the toilet.
Please advise"

mate I thought he was gunna say he was bang'n his secretary and ended up like the squirrel :dizzy:
 
Wife being romantic, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. Love you."

Husband replied:

"I am in the toilet.
Please advise"

that's made my day Rick. :clap:

mate I thought he was gunna say he was bang'n his secretary and ended up like the squirrel :dizzy:

that is what I thought, I still feel sorry for that squirrel.
 
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Yes Brian has done well and it was he who helped me, as regards putting people down and not offering verbal support but yelling and jumping up and down why for the life of me i dont know the saw was started in a clear and safe area and on the ground secured by two people maybe i'm not the big tuff fella you are but hey thats how nature made me .......... you have a habit of yelling at people including your son remember i'm not him

You finished slinging mud .... i like a few others am no professional timbercutter i found others jobs in life where better PR was required and a more civil tonque.
Between yourself and Dean you both have the habit of a small fella atitude and since Dean is a Teacher you would think that bullying was for school kids some example
both of you display ............ so take a nerve pill and settle down yep your short but you can be still lovable notice i didn't use any fowl or offensive language

After all wasnt a truce agreed too months ago you seem to thrive on drama if you do keep it in your own small teacup ............. luv and kisses Bob xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Firstly I wasn't slinging mud, I was stating a fact.

Well Bob, this has been coming for a long time sadly but, you just never get the hint, from any one. This is the very tip of the ice burg, I have read many, many stories from you which are just plain rubbish or lies, and degradeing to our sport, but viewers take you on face value not knowing you are just playing with them for attension and of coarse they don't actually know you.
Its very easy to make out you are very knowledable if you go look up the answer before posting.
You were putting stuff on forums and your own website relateing to our association without approval and the stuff wasn't even correct, that had to stop or we would of sort legal advise against you.

This thread has some bloody good guys on it, yes we sling a little mud on each other out of fun, but these guys are also very different and I respect them all. Every time i ask a direct question that any one who has competed will know, you skirt around the answer and answer with silly nonscence to hide the fact you have no clue.
I'm no bully, but yes I can get the job done if need be, and if i'm wrong the boys will soon let me know and they too take no sh#t.


Thank you for reading this bob, I know you are in the sin bin today but you will be looking from there.
That's 2 bannings in a month or so now, just not good enough mate.
 
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The Tsumura's are bloody awesome in my not so humble but totally amateur user opinion.

The noses mightn't be quite as robust as the GB nose but overall they are exquisitely made/finished and the steel/hardness/toughness is right up there, if not the best from what I've heard from really hard users.

I just think they look purty :D

They sure are pretty with the those resin filled voids and smooth flowing lines :msp_wub:

To bad they are so expensive, probably some of the most expensive out there. Luckily I managed to source a few for a reasonable price, that will have to do me. Unless I buy some more display saws... :rolleyes2:


I have two 20'' ESs and was thinking of putin them on fleabay and doing something like that.

Did I hear you bute, mates rates, bargain pricing on some ES bars? :msp_biggrin:
 
Chipper chain

G'day all.
Does anyone know if, or where I can get chipper chain in Aus?
I am currently running Carlton 3/8 skip tooth. Cutting grey box firewood.
I'd like to try some chipper, to see how it performs for me.
 
G'day all.
Does anyone know if, or where I can get chipper chain in Aus?
I am currently running Carlton 3/8 skip tooth. Cutting grey box firewood.
I'd like to try some chipper, to see how it performs for me.

PM matt, scroll up till you see a Riverland Chainsaw supply.

Welcome to AS
 
G'day all.
Does anyone know if, or where I can get chipper chain in Aus?
I am currently running Carlton 3/8 skip tooth. Cutting grey box firewood.
I'd like to try some chipper, to see how it performs for me.

Hi Mate.Riverina Imports in Dobney ave had some last winter and didnt no what is was :msp_w00t: Its chinese crap though,Matt would be your best bet.
 
..........Dean you both have the habit of a small fella atitude and since Dean is a Teacher you would think that bullying was for school kids some example both of you display ............

Not small fella attitude, just tired of "know-it-all attitude", and the fact that many things posted in regards to skills, ability and the down grading of chainsaw racing just because you never had the ability or ever will have the ability to compete in the arena.

By the way Bob, a Teacher I have not been for the last 15 years. Gee some people live in the past.

P.S. you can respond if you choose when off the side line, just remember that mud sticks and sh-it stinks. Just be careful how much you pi-ss people off.
 
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What are peoples thought on chipper, versus semi chisel skip tooth? The skip tooth is faster than full tooth for me. But I have often wondered about chipper. i have "heard" that it will hold it's edge longer. But I have "heard" a lot of things that turned out to be crap.
Cutting iron bark and box. Old and dry, with a pipe up the center usually.
 
What are peoples thought on chipper, versus semi chisel skip tooth? The skip tooth is faster than full tooth for me. But I have often wondered about chipper. i have "heard" that it will hold it's edge longer. But I have "heard" a lot of things that turned out to be crap.
Cutting iron bark and box. Old and dry, with a pipe up the center usually.

There are some good fire wood cutters on this thread mate, you will receive good advise soon as they show.
 
My two main saws are a 660 and a 461.
I will ring Matt about the chipper chain.
Thanks for the welcome folks.
Geez there is some really good relevent info back through this thread. And some umm... err... interestingly funny stuff too. There really is a bit of dribble (occasionally). :msp_thumbup:
 
My two main saws are a 660 and a 461.
I will ring Matt about the chipper chain.
Thanks for the welcome folks.
Geez there is some really good relevent info back through this thread. And some umm... err... interestingly funny stuff too. There really is a bit of dribble (occasionally). :msp_thumbup:

Nice brand of saws you are running there also :msp_thumbup:


:D
 
My two main saws are a 660 and a 461.
I will ring Matt about the chipper chain.
Thanks for the welcome folks.
Geez there is some really good relevent info back through this thread. And some umm... err... interestingly funny stuff too. There really is a bit of dribble (occasionally). :msp_thumbup:

Welcome to the AS mad house Stringybark!.........i have a very good mate at the Stihl dealer in Wagga, if your into saws drop in and have a look, he has some very rare Stihl saws!
 

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