Sport Faller
Gate Pimp
This reminds me of that cat "smurf shoes" from Alaska that kept popping up with different names awhile back. He was just plain mean though!
Oh, the dude that ragged on Nate nonstop that looked like a truck stop bear, and who had dumped every tree in the New World that was worth mentioning and had a bazillion pics of himself that were only missing a sailor, construction worker, and an indian chief to be complete