Sometimes I get flash backs from my 41 plus year career about some of the more interesting clients I have had. Today I was reminiscing as I just found out the current residents of former Cincinnati Bengal's coach Sam Wyche and his beautiful wife Jane home in my town were moving. I just literally loved these current residents, the husband a reknowned surgeon and Sam Wyche most can remember, was coach of Bengal's for Superbowl in '88 and had many publicized encounters with the press
including when he banned a woman reporter from the locker room and then after being chastised for it he, I think I remember, allowed her in the lockers and if I remember right took a tour of the locker room himself sans clothes. Sam was an accomplished magician as well and always good for a neat quote or wild act leading to his nickname of "wacky wychy".
Another wacko I had for years like sam I just recalled was of the name of Myron Fass. So I googled him... Myron phoned my office one day in the mid '70's to come over to do some clearing on his property on a right of way to his estate property for his huge camper vehicle.
So I head over to meet him on his driveway and down the road he roars on a dirt bike in full camo uniform with a baret sideways on his head. As we went down the road he flipped his finger and said "take this off......take this down, that down, this down....." "ok,ok,ok, as I wrote treeman's shorthand" We get to his mansion and he has me in and he has a large herd of schi tzu dogs roaming piscing all over the floor and on the furniture,...and it stinks in there.
We sit down to chat about the job and he has guns and magazines all over the place and he says "I have the record for fastest recorded kill of 3 crooks in NYC in history"....OK, ....
He says you may encounter some problems with the neighbors of the right of way. Just call me I don't want an estimate, just do it.
We come back and bam, we got a neighbor on us threatening suit. We leave and Myron calls me right away. Where TF you go? "They gonna sue me Myron" "get back here, my lawyers will take care of everything" I call his lawyer and he says Myron is ALWAYs suing someone and, yes we will take care of you.
I come back and Myron is out there and out comes the neighbor and we again walk down the drive while the neighbor watches but this time as he describes the trees to be removed just a short distance from the neighbor, Myron pulls out a large caliber derringer and blasts a round into each tree and branch as we walk and immidiately the neighbor struggles and.....goes down....and
DIES.....from a heart attack. Many calls later and contacts with the lawyer, we got the job done and life returns to normal ....until the next call from Myron Fass (or some other loonie like the richest guy in Cinci that just died that was an overt devil worshipper and had a huge devil worship facility on his property, or a nudist colony or so on and so on).....Myron Fass....RIP...lol....fat chance
BAD MAGS