[quote="OK, let me start off by saying this Comanche is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this jeep would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This truck was engineered by Army Ranger Navy Seal super-warriors to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a massive engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Comanche also has a standard low gear transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive up the side of a mountain pulling a fully loaded 747 at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has room for you and the two hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man. The tires were replaced after running over anti-armor land mines. Hey no one is perfect I was looking down to crank up AC/DC on the new radio. This monster had crashed through more fences than Mr. T’s A team van and still does not have a scratch on the new paint.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low 5,000$ but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $4,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore; it’s hard to pick up your teeth with broken fingers.
There's only 100km on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. The power plant is out of a Massey Fergerson tractor and it can run home brewed bio fuel so when the government collapses, the peasants digging in the dirt can bow down to your power as rumble by shaking the earth.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a glass of two hour old moonshine while we listen to Johnny Cash at ear drum splitting, window shattering decibels.
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The list is pretty extensive so I'll just cover the main parts. Completely reinforced frame
tig welded 1"x4" solid steel rock sliders for rockers (indestructible)
35" bfg km2 mud terrains with loads of tread left. 6" long arm lift
Freshly Rebuilt transfer case, Dana 30's in the front, steering stabilizer
newer motor out of a 98 Cherokee with just under 100k on it (4.0L with fresh mop at tuneup).
It has a stainless steel flat deck with full size spare mounted on the flat deck,
8000lb winch with long horn iron front bumper, running a stack for an exhaust
and the list goes on and on and on don't have very good pictures at the moment, just what I snapped the other night when we went out for supper I'll include them I'm the ad let me know what you think, oh yeah and 95% of the work was done by Scotty at CVO so it's not some backyard back job it's been done and done right and built to last
ZERO RUST!!!
The truck has a valid MVI that's good till may 2015.
Road legal
Looking to trade on a family car truck or SUV
The cash sale price is 5000 willing to trade up with cash on my end or down with cash on your end
No tire kickers
No test pilots "[/quote]
Local Ad .
Sounds like a Dodge owner selling his beloved 455 Rancher because his wife told him to get rid of it .