the all aussie dribble thread!

[WidowMaker_1]

Ile never forget the dune coon that came to get work done on his car and while he was waiting he wanted to use our workshop dunny to bend over to Allah. I gladly pointed him in the direction of the shiters knowing I had just dropped a champion steamer in there. So off he toddled with his ata girl knee pads he was only in there about 30 seconds before bailing I guess Allah just was not that important after all

Either that or had goat cravings, high tailing it for some goat flaps

 

[peter92]

Ended up on the wrong site !

There are two 142's in the same street and both are construction sites !

They are about 600m apart.

The foreman at the first site asked was I the a/c guy and inducted me, showed me to the roof and i had my tools out when the real air conditioning blokes turned up.
Then the penny dropped for the foreman !

It's happened to a heap of tradies and deliveries.

I blame Google maps !

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY hahaha

 

[460cixy]

lol, nah, it only took him 30 seconds to find your phone number on the wall....lol

It was your number he was after He heard how you love that tasty from under cheese

 

[chippy]

It was your number he was after He heard how you love that tasty from under cheese

Comeback.....awww...I'm out of one liners.

 

[460cixy]

Wonder how long till Australia ends up like this mob of arse clowns

 

[chippy]

Did you know that according to the Pentagon that in April 2008, more than 3409 Muslims served in the US military?

That figure is now believed to exceed 10,000, but it's difficult to tell exactly because it is not compulsory to disclose your religion.

 

[460cixy]

That would be real handy **** sorry boys I can't fight right now I have to point my arse to Mecca and pray to some stupid deity. You really love these dog jamming goat ******* camel rooters don't you! Chippy is the new ship of the desert just like a camel his full of Arab semen

 

[VinceGU05]

My husky arrived.
Secret squirrel style.

 

[460cixy]

No one would pinch it wrapped in that box

 

[chippy]

That would be real handy **** sorry boys I can't fight right now I have to point my arse to Mecca and pray to some stupid deity. You really love these dog jamming goat ****ing camel rooters don't you! Chippy is the new ship of the desert just like a camel his full of Arab semen

I love all races, religions, sexual orientations equally.

My parents and teachers taught me the importance of love, tolerance, compassion, humility and understanding, and I try and be true to that.

If you haven't been taught that or understand the importance of that, then I'm not going to blame you for it.

 

[peter92]

My husky arrived.
Secret squirrel style.
NOW YOUR HAPPY, so lets see it

 

[chippy]

An unusual find

 

[Creeker]

Good work splitting that old knarly red box.

Is that a projectile ?

 

[Creeker]

My husky arrived.
Secret squirrel style.

Not a Husky, better freight on to here, I'll pay for that freight of course

 

[chippy]

Good work splitting that old knarly red box.

Is that a projectile ?

Looks like a different species inside the box....

This stuff is gnarly as...gives me and the maul a decent workout

 

[460cixy]

I love all races, religions, sexual orientations equally.

My parents and teachers taught me the importance of love, tolerance, compassion, humility and understanding, and I try and be true to that.

If you haven't been taught that or understand the importance of that, then I'm not going to blame you for it.

That's the funniest rubbish that's ever been posted here. Typical gun hateing muzzie lover

 

[chippy]

From left to right and typical of West Gippsland

Forest Red Gum, Red Box with rot, some type of wattle with red in it (not the hardest type we have here) and some stringybark.

 

[chippy]

That's the funniest rubbish that's ever been posted here. Typical gun hateing muzzie lover

You throw stones better than a group of Muzzies at a public prosecution......you should reconsider your faith.

 

[460cixy]

You should be careful ol son you know what Muslims do to blokes like you don't you?

 

[postrip]

Looking forward to next wk!
Getting some frontal protection fitted to the Colorado!
It's a TUFF Bullbar,rails n step combo.... Something like this... Then hopefully mount a set of these on board...That should help out with the night driving to & from race meets!