Hot and wet is the worst of them all -- like now for instance. I don't like cutting firewood in the summer with weather that reminds me of central Louisiana, southern Arkansas, or the rainy season in Viet Nam.I hate being cold and wet, so when it's dry and in the 50's or 60's works best for me. Not winter time in Oregon anyways. I had really wanted to offer up some smart-assed answer like "When the tide is out and Jupiter aligns with Mars," but I couldn't think of one so I won't.